This Wednesday...

This Wednesday… Here’s what you can expect… From the Return… of the Review… of The Critique.

Critique burst through the door. The office chair near the window slowly turned towards him as he pointed his gun.

The figure in the chair came into sight. It was a pink pony with a comb in his hair. “Howdy Ho, Ranger Joe,’ the pony said.

***

Computer stood her ground, the energy sword flickering in her hand as the dragon landed in front of her. “I’m about to kick your ass.” She then turns to the camera. “And if you don’t like my scenes, regardless of quality, you’re a misogynist pig.”

***

Lightning Dawn appeared in front of the Critique’s car, causing the green pony to slam the breaks. Critique looked up at Lightning, his eyes meeting the alicorns. “Tell me something… Do you read?”

Lightning Dawn raised his eyebrow. “No.”

“You will.”

***

”When I see you doing something horrible, I can’t ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could”

Critique turned to her with a smug smile. “Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect monitor.”

***

Critique ran forward as fast as he could. The timer was reaching zero in his head. At that moment, a huge ball of fire burst from lab with a thunderous crack behind him. He flung himself forward to give himself a few extra inches to safety. The flame expanded from the lab, consuming all in it’s path. The Critique cried out in pain as the flames took him.

***

THE RETURN OF THE CRITIQUE!

Sir, is any of this actually going in the review?

Nah, I’ll probably edit all this out.

Comments

[Alchemystudent]

*hugs*

Welcome back long lost friend.

[The Cynical Brony]

Glad to see you back around these parts.

[VampDash]

YAAAY! CRITIQUE IS BACK!

Also what does that last section reference?

[Grekoy]

You're back!!!!

[Batbrony]

Computer stood her ground, the energy sword flickering in her hand as the dragon landed in front of her. “I’m about to kick your ass.” She then turns to the camera. “And if you don’t like my scenes, regardless of quality, you’re a misogynist pig.”

YOU SJW HOLLYWOOD SHILL, I'M GONNA SICK THE DARKEST, MEANEST CORNERS OF THE INTERNET UPON YOU, PREPARE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

Also, I predict your return shall go two ways. (1) You're going to give far too positive reviews to the point that people will question your integrity as a reviewer, or (2) you're going to give far too negative reviews to the point that people will question your integrity as a reviewer. Either way, Rotten Tomatoes sucks.

Welcome back, buddy.

[master-of-mayhem]

Welcome back Spider, it's good to have you back. I hope this means your doing better.

Can't wait to see what you pull out of the abyss this time.

[iowaforever]

Looking forward to Wednesday. I'll even bring cake

[inum76]

I actually had to look up "misogynist."

Though after I did, I found that is not me. And I am glad to see some action with Computer in it.

Critique looked up at Lightning, his eyes meeting the alicorns. “Tell me something… Do you read?”

Lightning Dawn raised his eyebrow. “No.”

“You will.”

OK, I about lost it after I got that reference. How could I not? It was about one of my favorite lines from that movie.

fire burst from lab

"fire burst from the lab" I think.
I am nit picking.

And all of that part reminded me of the movie, Dark Man, among several others.

I personally liked one part on the family friendly edit of that movie. The part he got upset at the carnival when he was trying to win a prize for his wife.

He got mad, grabbed the stuffed toy, shoved it into the arms of his wife and said, "Take the fuzzy elephant!"
OK, it is much more funny to see, and with knowing what he really said.

THE RETURN OF THE CRITIQUE!