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Just a simple pone writing random stuff. Also an animator, Ponyville Ciderfest Special Events staff, and a storm chaser. Feel free to ask me for anything and i am open for comissions/colabs!

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  • 4w, 3d
    Remembering Kelley Williamson

    Yesterday was a grim reminder to all storm chasers that the most dangerous part of the job isn't the storms, but the other chasers around you.

    Around 3pm yesterday near Spur, TX, Kelley Williamson and his chasing partner Randall Yarnall ran a stop sign while chasing a tornado in the area. They collided with an SUV driven by another storm chaser, Corbin Jaeger. The crash left all three men dead at the scene.

    Kelley made a mistake and it cost him, his friend and another chaser their lives. It's tragic, but was avoidable.

    I had met Kelley a few times when he was chasing in the area i live in and we had a few conversations over facebook every now and again. I always tuned into his storm chase livestream and loved his professional nature.

    Please keep these men in your hearts and prayers this week.

    Thank you

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  • 5w, 4d
    Updates and Changes

    Hello Everyone!

    Alright so here is the list of the stories I am updating first:

    First World Problems of an Undead DJ

    The Long Trot

    The Lost Mares

    These should be out over the next week or so

    In regards to why some of you may not see the update to "The Lost Mares" is because I have changed the rating on it from Teen to Mature. While the original intent was to keep it in the realm of PG-13 when it came to the gore and violence, I think having a vampiric Rainbow Dash rip some guys dick off and drink blood from the wound was too much for it, but too bad ass to remove. So the rating is changed.

    Some other stories may be getting rating and tag changes in the next few weeks depending on what my plans to do with them are.

    Thanks for listening,


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  • 5w, 6d
    March Update

    Hello Everyone.

    So after weeks of waiting my computer is finally operational again and i'm beginning to return to writing. I hope to be able to have something posted either here or to a drive document by the end of the week, depending on my work schedule. As for what story....not entirely sure yet. Whatever i get an idea for first.

    In other news

    Sadly, PonyExpo was cancelled for this year due to circumstances beyond the control of the staff involved, so obviously i won't be going to that. Instead my hope is to be at Nightmare Nights in Dallas this year the weekend of Halloween. This is a big maybe depending on the state of my job and school during that time, as there as there is a chance I may be back in college by that time, not to sure. More details will come later in the year.

    Otherwise i've been playing the hell out of Breath of the Wild and I am in love with this game. It's one of two open world games that I just absolutely love (the other being Fallout: New Vegas). Just so amazing.

    Well that was just a quick update on the state of me, if you have any questions feel free to send me a PM or email me at applejackspizzeria@gmail.com .



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  • 11w, 10h
    2017 Plans *Please Read*

    Hello all.

    So 2017 has rolled around the corner and after a month of high stress and family issues ranging from back injuries to babies, things are finally calming down and i'm ready to continue writing.

    This year i am taking off to rest my mind, save up some money and decompress from a rigorous college schedule that has destroyed me mentally and physically. With this change i'm going to spend my free time writting and getting caught up, starting with The Long Trot as that is right now the most requested for me to continue. Others will follow suit and i plan to have a least a chapter a week starting in March at the latest.

    Along with that i have decided that FiMFictions rules on reposting stories (as well as rules on copyrighted lyrics and such that halt 1 of my old stories specifically) and such are conflicting with what i wish to do with some older stories that have become stale and want to change, but don't wish to remove the chapters because my writing is still important to me no matter how shitty. For that reason some of my older stories will either be redone as GoogleDocs and linked in blogs for people to view there. More recent ones will continue on here, and maybe some will continue as comics made in either SFM or with art from a good friend who i want to collab with for a comic, which may or may not be nonpony related as well.

    Other plans for this year include attending another pony convention and potentially doing a writting panel at PonyExpo in Las Vegas. More on that later.

    Other than that, that is all. If you have any questions leave me a comment or message me and i will get back to you as soon as possible.

    Thanks everyone,


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  • 18w, 5d
    5 Darkest Moments in MLP

    So after re-watching a few seasons of MLP I realized that there are a lot of moments that was incredibly dark in one way or another, almost to the point of disturbing for the target audience of the show.

    So out of boredom and a break from writing (it's good to be back to writing), i'm just gonna throw down what I think is the darkest moments of the entire series.

    Runner Ups: Season 5 Finale (Sombra's Future, Chrysalis' future, Flim/Flam future), Season 3 Finale, Season 5 opener.

    5.) Twilight vs. Tirek (Season 4 Finale "Twilight's Kingdom Pt. 2")

    While it was an awesome fight and still one of the best moments of the serious, the stakes of the battle made it horrifying. If Twilight lost to Tirek in the fight instead of the bribe for power at the end, it would have been bye-bye Equestria, with Twilight laying dead on the ground at his feet. It's a horrific thought to imagine Tirek to be trampling over Book Horse's body. Ugh.

    4.) Wasteland Future (Season 5 Finale "The Cutie Re-Mark Pt.2")

    Another horrifying look into the potential futures that Starlight messing with the timeline would have caused. This one however, has darker connotations. With all the others there was something, no matter how bad it was something was there and ponies still lived. However, this one doesn't have evil villains controlling everything or ponies living as slaves. It has nothing. No life at all. Everyone you know and love in this show is dead.

    3.) Changelings screwing with Discord (Season 6 Finale "To Where and Back Again Pt. 2")

    There isn't much to say with this one but changelings know hove to completely destroy someone mentally. Once Discord saw the mass of other Fluttershys, his mind went from his chipper cocky self to an area of self doubt. We all know Discord is in love with Shy and having to try and pick out one possible pony in a sea of changelings is terrifying. It's hitting him at his most vulnerable and it's probably the first time that a character experienced true existential horror.

    2.) Trixie eaten alive (Season 6 Finale "To Where and Back Again Pt. 2")

    Literally Trixie was eaten alive there. Those were the sounds of a pony being devoured after sacrificing herself. Once again, pony death isn't good but LITERALLY BEING EATEN ALIVE IS WHAT THOSE SOUNDS WERE! WTF MLP!

    1.) Trixie attempting suicide (Season 6, Ep. 6 "No Second Prances")

    While we definitely knew she was going to survive her trick and there was really no risk to her, it was the fact that she decided to continue with the potentially deadly trick that made it have this spot. She mentioned earlier in the episode with the way that this trick is set up and performed, she really couldn't pull it off by herself. Without Starlight's help, the trick would fail and she would be eaten alive. The fact that she has the mono-toned voice, the expressionless stare and then practically BEGS for Starlight to save her as the cannon is about to fire. That's not just a depressed pony attempting a trick....that's a pony about to let herself die. She was going to let it happen, and effectively kill herself.

    That's just.....whoa....i can't even...

    So that was my list. Hope you enjoyed, might start extending these and making YouTube videos out of them. Dunno.

    See ya!

    PS: Stories are on their way!

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  • 20w, 5d
    Update on things to come 2017 *IMPORTANT*

    Hey everyone,

    So 2016 is almost over and i don't really have a lot to show for it. College is kicking my ass along with a hernia that put me out of commission for a while. But things are going to change in 2017...for better or worse.

    To start with I have had a really bad last 2 semesters of college and because of that i'm probably going to be kicked out for a year for academic progress issues. Of course this is going to be bad for me but at the same time it'll probably be good. Good to settle back at home for a year, work to get some money in my pocket then go back with a fresh attitude and a better mindset.

    During that time thought i will try to finish a few stories. Since i'll be at home and my friends will be off at school elsewhere, i'll really have nothing to do but work and write, so hopefully that will satisfy some of your cravings....well for those who've actually stuck with me after all this  time.

    To those who have i thank you I really do. It means a lot to me.

    Finally i just wanted to say that updates are coming. Some are sitting with my editor and some just need some polishing before they are posted but they should be there by early january at the latest.


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  • 28w, 5d
    My Radio Show: White Noise Talk Radio

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  • 29w, 1d

    So yes this will be a post about the leaked season finale of S6 and my thoughts on it. If you have not seen it and do not wish to have it spoiled until you see it, please only read the section above the break. There will also be a line and a red spoiler warning below to know where to stop.

    First off, and update on everything. It's the time of year where college is in full swing, and so is every conceivable medical issue is going on with me. If i'm not buried under mountains of homework, i'm curled up in bed nursing everything from stomach bugs to a bruised rib (I bruised it falling out of bed. Yes you can laugh if you wish, but concrete floors hurt!). It's been a very stressful month, and during this time I am under both academic and financial aid probation. For those of you who don't know what those mean, I will quickly explain:

    Academic Probation - If I do not achieve a C average (2.0 GPA) or higher by the end of the semester, I am put on a 1 year leave before I can return to school in the state of South Dakota

    Financial Aid Probation - If I do not achieve a C average (2.0 GPA) or higher by the end of the semester and have not completed 67% of my attempted credit hours, I lose my right to federal financial aid until I am in good standing (paid off or back above 2.0 GPA/67% Credit Hours)

    So basically I am working myself to the bone to try and salvage my year and keep myself from being kicked out of college and practically unable to return. So there are more than likely going to be few, if any, updates until around mid to late December.

    HOWEVER: I will still have ONE-SHOT commission story slots open for anyone who is interested. This is a way I can support myself in college without having to hold down a major job that would put me working 20+ hours a week and destroying all of my study time. If you would like to submit an idea to me for it, send me a PM with the idea and I may ask for more information. The basic rules I have for commissions should be up on my front page along with pricing (negotiable), just NO CLOP. Can't write it for the life of me.

    I know a lot of you probably don't look at my page anymore because of my lack of updates, and i want to apologize to anyone who is upset at me for this or just wants me to continue with "dead" stories, because none of mine are dead. My free time and sanity are.

    Well that's all I have for that.


    So season 6 finale.

    Goddamn I didn't think they could get any better, but they totally proved me wrong. It's easily slipped into my favorite finale slot (In order: 6,5,2,4,1,3)

    Having an episode, especially a finale basically without the Mane 6, but with our ragtag team of Starlight, Trixie, Discord and Thorax. Just fucking wow that was refreshing to see. Especially Trixie getting some spotlight *squeals*.

    As for the story, it was great. Equestria replaced with Changelings, Chrysalis stepping her shit up. What isn't to love there. The fact that she has managed to stay perfectly evil throughout the series makes me love her. She's not one that may have some good in her, or possibly did at one point (despite my head cannon that she is actually the original crystal princess). She is pure, unadulterated, vengeful evil and I fucking love that.

    The ending with the changelings changing into what I almost want to call flutter-ponies, but are more like dear-bug creatures than just bugs. Like if Xerneas and Flygon had a really adorable baby together. That's what they look like. And Thorax becoming the new leader fits perfectly in there. Hell the way that they built this ending up was kind of brilliant, with showing his shimmering, crystalline wings towards the end of part 1. Most people would assume that would be a side effect of living in the crystal empire, eventual crystalling of course. But nope, it twas love.

    Love is all you need. Or at least, sharing it is.

    Trixie and Chrysalis were the best parts, but mainly Trixie. We got to see her in action when she wasn't doing anything for her own selfish wants and needs. Using her illusions and trickery to benefit the team as well as showing what she can do. Her interactions with Discord were perfect and she definitely won "Face of the Episode"

    Overall, I actually give this episode an 11/10. It was just pure fucking genius gold.

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  • 37w, 4d
    Equestria Amino

    Find me and follow me i post random gifs and funny stuff throughout the day!

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  • 41w, 2d
    A small update on a personal situation.

    Hey everyone, Count Derpy here.

    I have a small bit of bad news for you guys expecting another update soon. That's not to say I haven't been trying hard to get an update out, it's just that I've had some issues that have come up in the past few days.

    The main issue is that i have been appealing to be able to reinstate my federal student aid. I had a few things happen throughout the school year last year that lead me to have some major issues when it came to my GPA and the like. I'm working on that appeal which has to be submitted to the school by the 22nd. Now this is kind of an issues because it is such short notice that they gave me and i really need to work on it more, so while there might be a small update to some stuff between now and early August, don't count on in.

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  • 41w, 6d
    Horses At Home Ciderfest Panel!

    Watch here

    2PM Pacific time

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  • 42w, 6d
    Ciderfest Welcomes Princess Ember!

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  • 43w, 3d
    PCF 2016!

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  • 44w, 2d
    Summer Stuff Update

    Hey everyone!

    So summer hasn't really turned out as good as I had hoped. Our moving date was pushed up a good 3 weeks and only within the last few days have things finally come to a halt to where i can actually sit down and relax. So right now i am going to be starting to update my stories and work on them over the next few weeks. I'll have an update or two done sometime tomorrow, but as of right now I don't know which stories in particular to update first.

    Oh well i'll figure that out

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  • 51w, 4d
    Summer Stuff

    Holy crap i might actually have internet this summer for the first time in years, so that means i will be free to work on stuff i haven't been able to work on during the school year (which has been extremely busy to the point where my social life is practically 0).

    So with that, i am going to try and edit/update everything over the month of May. Simple as that.

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  • 51w, 6d
    Season 6 Episode 6 "No Second Prances" *SPOILER ON PAGE*


    I mean Trixie pretty much tried to commit suicide...that's just fucked up!

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  • 56w, 6d
    Season 6 Premier

    It was good. There was a baby...not much else to say

    In all actuality the baby is fugin adorable and despite the hate that i have seen i really like Starlight as a new 'mane' character. Long live Flurry Heart.

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  • 60w, 2d
    Ghostbusters Trailer

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Hey every pony, It's CountDerpy. Today I am taking a few moments to give respect to all those who lost their lives in the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks:

The Workers and Visitors in the North Tower

The Workers and Visitors in the South Tower

The Workers in the Pentagon

American Airlines Flight 11 Passengers and Crew

United Airlines Flight 175 Passengers and Crew

American Airlines Flight 77 Passengers and Crew

United Airlines Flight 93 Passengers, Crew and Resistance (my best friend's aunt was on this plane)

I ask that everyone take a moment to remember these fallen heroes and their tragic deaths.

To any pony out there who is a survivor, knows a survivor or been one of the unlucky ones to have someone taken from you.... you are all heroes too and we all honor you and the sacrifices you and your families made...

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#2 · 241w, 3d ago · · ·

hmm... *takes a moment of silence*

#3 · 241w, 3d ago · · ·


#4 · 241w, 3d ago · · ·

I thank you for this im a soldier in the army and have been deployed once to fight the bastards that started this shit...war is hell and im the devil i will deploy again but never forget my fallen brothers and sisters.

#6 · 241w, 3d ago · · ·

Never Again by Disturbed, "For the countless souls who died, your voices will fill this night...Scream with me, never again!"  Sorry for being late.

#7 · 241w, 3d ago · · ·

>>352819 For Those About To Rock by AC/DC "For those about to rock, we salute you!"  Keep the country safe, bro.  My Uncle works with organizing the retrieval and burial of bodies.  Let us hope he never finds you.

#8 · 241w, 3d ago · · ·

>>353432 amen LD....:ajsleepy:

#9 · 241w, 2d ago · · ·

Ha ha never im one of those guys thats untouchable shouldve seen the talibans faces when we raided their compounds granted i got my battle buddies brains splattered all over me we got them all. :fluttercry: war sucks so thanks fhor the support they dont pay me enough for this shit :ajbemused:

#10 · 241w, 2d ago · · ·

>>355134 you couldn't be paid enough for the shit you do....even for civilians the government thinks we're all expendable just so long as we line their pockets monthly..... the government needs serious reform...

  &   kinds of reform

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