Hey, another blog from UniqueSKD (since that's all he's good for these days) · 10:18pm Aug 15th, 2016
So I haven't written any stories for some time now due to fading interest in writing, and because of those damn dirty clopfics getting more attention than other stories, but I've been thinking of maybe having another go at writing again, maybe this time doing some stories for Unique since it had been something I really wanted to do for a long time before. I wanted to write a decent story for my character but despite having ideas I was never able to figure out how to write them out.
So I've had this idea lately; I thought that maybe I'd use pictures in a fanfic to help tell the story. I wouldn't have to write as much, and I'd have an easier time telling the story I want to get out. However, I wonder if you really need to have 1,000 words in your fanfic to publish it? Because I have seen stories that literally had 600+ words and were able to get into the Featured section.
I'm not saying I'd write a lesser amount of words, but I just wondered if you can actually get away with not writing so much in a single chapter for it to get passed? I would like to imagine I could write a competent story again. I don't care how many views they got so long as I could write SOMETHING. That Megapone and all those other clopfic writers have been hogging attention for too long.
Speaking of Megapone, that 'At The Gala' story was absolutely pitiful. It made no sense whatsoever and the idea of a prince with a cock so big it could devour mares was about as clever as a sandpaper dildo. HIS. COCK. ATE. MARES. AND. TURNED. THEM. INTO. CUM. Seriously I laughed at the story, but not for the right reasons.
Oh, and this was just my opinion. Megapone wouldn't care what I thought of his story, so if you are a fan of his work you shouldn't get butthurt about it either. But I still think it was a load of bollocks. Figuratively and literally.
Anyway, with that out of the way, I might give fanfic writing another try at some point. Maybe I'll even do a remake of an older story and pass it off as something new. Seriously, what would the people here care so long as they get a new read?
Hmm...actually, now that I've mentioned it...I wonder if people would appreciate an updated version of 'At The Bottom Of The Bottle'?
Also, my love and respect to you all. Well those of you who still have even the smallest bit of faith in me these days anyway...which is probably about 25 of the 490 people following me...sweet Celestia's nipple I really AM pathetic aren't I?
Sincerely, UniqueSKD
P.S - Over the weekend I had a fight with a mugger. He tried to steal £35 from me. I walked away from the scuffle with £45. Nobody takes my lunch money.
Who is this Megapone, and why would they have such a stupid idea? Like, even with magic, the idea of something like that would be absolutely ridiculous unless it was Discord or Bill Cipher, except Bill's a Demon, and likely Gender-less.
Fuck, if shit like that is what's popular nowadays, I'm glad I stopped writing for this site.
4151673 He's a clopfic writer whose stories I used to read because despite the sexually explicit nature of them all they actually had some good humor to them and could be funny, even if they weren't meant to be. But then I read his 'At The Gala' story and came to the reality-shattering conclusion that Megapone really didn't know how testicles and penises worked. That and about a thousand other questions.
You can go check him out if you're into big butts and boobs. I wouldn't normally recommend you'd look at stories revolving around that sort of thing but considering that nearly half this site will throw themselves at clopfics which get Featured I wouldn't be surprised if you were into that sort of thing.
I wouldn't judge you or treat you differently if you liked clopfics. Each to their own preferences really. So have you seen that new Lego Batman Movie trailer yet?
4151680 The concept was that whichever pony could take the prince's massive impossible-sized cock and hold it all inside of themselves would become his wife and breeding mare. If you failed the challenge, you were devoured by his dick and turned into sperm so as to enhance his potent offspring.
In the story he technically kills numerous mares and his own sister (I think?) when they fail to take all of his cock inside of them.
Which begs the question really; WHY MATE WITH THE PRICK AT ALL?
Also, it takes a Rule 64-or-whatever-it-is Big Mac to take all of his girth. What a twist, I say in an uninterested voice.
If I have to praise the story for ANYTHING though, it put me off ever wanting to use Viagra. God forbid I kill my future girlfriend and find myself explaining to the police she was inside me in a literal sense.
4151749 ...goddamn. As a man of many fetishes, even I can't fap to something as fucked up as that.
4151772 What about your boyfriend?
4151722 Nah, I won't read him. I don't really clop, because, well, if you want to masturbate, why would you need to look at or read something sexually explicit? Also, most of them don't even cause sexual arousal in me, and that's pretty much the only reason why people read clopfics. I do occasionally read them and wonder: Why the f***ing hell would anyone ever write this? Some writers can do sexually explicit content well, in a manner that advances the story. Most can't or don't want to. And sometimes, the sex can actually be rather humorous.
As for the Lego Batman Movie thingy, no. Didn't even know of its existence.
4151789 If they have a boyfriend that can sexually pleasure themselves to that, they need to run for the mountains. In China.
4151789 ...I dunno, tbh
4151791 The Lego Batman Movie looks really good. The trailers look promising, if that's enough to intrigue you.
As for clopfics, I don't actually mind them so much. I have read a few clopfics that were really well structured, that made me believe that the characters involved wanted each other for reasons other than to sexually arouse the reader. My problem with clopfics is the over-saturation of them, and how easy it is to write them.
I had this story ages ago called 'Chrysalis' Revenge'. It was the first AND the last clopfic I ever wrote, and I did it to see how easy it was to attract views with clopfics.
I regret bitterly to say it became my first ever Featured story, gaining around 5,000 views over two months, which really annoyed me because I had another story that I wanted to be my first Feature. I deleted the story some time ago since I couldn't be done with the damn thing any more. But here's the thing; that clopfic of mine had poor pacing, a bunch of grammatical errors, and it was just Chrysalis licking Twilight's nether regions in front of Changelings. Nothing more or less.
5,000 views in two months. It's really that easy. I don't mean to offend anyone who writes clopfics, but personally I just think of them as cheap means of getting views. I've admitted that there are - and there really are - good clopfics, some that don't even put that much emphasis on sex, or present sex in a manner that can be respected or believed. But I just think that clopfics are so over-done these days. If you want to surprise me with a clopfic that clopfic would have to be more than a dude or a futanari or a mass of tentacle screwing three holes.
Again, I don't mean to be a dick to clopfic writers and clopfic fans, but I have my opinion and I have a right to say it. I don't ask people to agree with me, I ask them to hear my part and have their own say. I keep my Mature settings on now so I don't see clopfics, so now I can see stories that lesser known writers create and try to give them a little attention. It's the best I can do on this site until I find my writing hands again.
That story where Blueblood's cock ate ponies is a fetish story, involving the fetish "vore". Vore is a fetish that involves ingesting other living beings, orally, anally or otherwise.
4152763 I'm a grammar Nazi. You mean you keep the setting off, right?
I occasionally read clopfics, but some are just mindless things. Five Score Divided by Four is a teen-rated fic that has a mature-rated counterpart available, and it's almost the same thing aside from a lack of sex and masturbation in the teen version. I kind of found both versions good, though I never finished it, and read further in the mature rated version.
4153515 So...it's a suicide fetish?
Wow.
That is just sad. Like, concerning kind of sad. I hope such admirers of this, er, 'fetish' find the help they need.
4153798 Not exactly suicide. There's a surprising amount of vore art that doesn't involve death and digestion. Another surprising thing is that a lot of the art has the vore being consensual.
That being said, there is still vore where someone eats someone and kills them for wank art.
Am I one of the 25 people who still have faith in you? Because I'm not sure who "faith" is or why he/she would be inside you or in what context. Please elaborate.
4153806 I suppose I shouldn't be surprised really. When I was younger (like, age 18 so we're talking 7 years ago) I looked up loads of different porn and found tons of weird stuff. I admit to looking at porn still at the age of 25 but it's much tamer and it's a hell of a lot less than when I was 18. Heck, most of the time it just pops up during an innocent search.
That one time I was looking up the precious stone known as 'jade' yielded interesting results. Hmm...
Vore porn wasn't something I was familiar with, but considering all the stuff people are willing to stick inside of themselves or other people, should vore porn really be such a shock to me?
The answer is no. I shouldn't be surprised by it.
4154293 Do you believe I can go the distance and make people laugh, cheer and/or smile?
4154371 Yes.
4157728 Then there you go. :)
4158265 Does this mean I'm a wizard now?