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ColdGoldLazarus


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Aug
12th
2016

SITD: And What A Distance That Is · 2:32am Aug 12th, 2016

I don't read the comics. I've heard there are some good ones, so I've been meaning to fix that, but at the moment, I have only read a couple: the first two issues of the Chrysalis Arc, (I wasn't a fan) the Fall Of Sunset Shimmer comic, (Which I quite liked) and the Sirens' Fiendship Is Magic issue. (Which was pretty awful)

It was partially because of that last one that I wanted to write this - my take on the Sirens' banishment. The other reason is because of a story I may not write. You see, after I eventually finished The Atlantis Scenario up, I was planning to try to do a rewrite of Equestria Girls as well, under the title "Green-Eyed Monster". This would have been a prologue to that, to show how the mirror was created - but since it is ultimately not that relevant to the overall plot, I decided to write this as a standalone piece instead. And besides, I've decided that after TAS, I'm going to turn my attention to a prequel story centering on Princess Cadence, and I may not get around to GEM at all.

Of course, this story shares one seeming flaw with the Fiendship Is Magic comic - that the Dazzlings emerge in the present day, not a thousand years ago. But that's where headcanon and heavy abuse of time dilation comes in!

-First off, I'm completely ignoring the idea of the 'thirty moons' thing in this universe. The mirror can only be activated by somepony with the right magical skills - Starswirl, Sunset, or Twilight, in this case.
-Passing through the mirror resynchs the time of the two universes. Until then, they flow seperately, and quickly desynch again afterwards.
-For every month (since the last synch) that passes in the human world, the time passing in Equestria doubles exponentially.
-Nobody passed through the mirror between the Sirens’ banishment and Sunset Shimmer leaving.
-The age offset is still in effect; someone from Equestria is four years younger in the Human world; someone from the Human world is four years older in Equestria.

Equestria: Human
1000 Years: 15 Months
500 Years: 14 Months
250 Years: 13 Months
125 Years: 12 Months
62 Years & 6 Months: 11 Months
31 Years & 3 Months: 10 Months
15 Years & 7.5 Months: 9 Months
7 Years & 9.75 Months: 8 Months
Ect.

+Thus, the Sirens spent a year and a quarter in the human world while time in Equestria passed.
+Sunset spent another seven months in the Human world before stealing Twilight's crown
+The Sirens were about 20 years old in Equestria; with the age offset they were turned 16, and with the intervening time that has passed since, they are now 18 (and would be 22 if they returned to Equestria)
+Sunset was 21 when she left, and is now 18
+Twilight was 14 when Sunset left, and is presently 21 in Equestria, and 17 in the human world

So yeah, that.

Comments ( 8 )

Nice. Now solve the mystery of where the human Sunset Shimmer is. XD

4145199 Thanks. XD

Yeah, that would be interesting to find out...

4145285 Yeah, I say she's around somewhere... where I have no idea but still. XD

The calculations seem to hold up.

4145494 I would hope so. XD
I remember spending some time working them out, about a year or two ago now.

Ugh. Thee are many reasons to hate that comic, and the ending is certainly near the top of the list. So much potential squandered... I commend you for even bothering to accommodate it, especially since I usually don't.

4145522 That's less me accommodating the comic as me coincidentally doing something similar to it, but simply because I'm not really a fan of the idea of the Sirens as immortals.

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