Updated Commissions · 1:59pm Aug 11th, 2016
Hi! I am Jumbled Thought from FIMFiction.net, and I am here to make your commission dreams come true.
Do you have an idea for a story? Or a favorite character or kink? No problem, I can handle it.
I have found success in writing soft, cute comedies like Fear Me, for My Name is Twaith, to A Gamer's Journal, a story that reads like a bad porno, but is actually about a stallion coming of age and facing reality.
I’ve written stories that include themes such as foalcon, mindcontrol, and enslavement.
I’ve even written a Choose Your Own Adventure style clop story, and spirit fucking!
I'm willing to write almost anything. In fact, given just a bit of leeway, I have a knack for building small ideas into something grand!
My prices start at $10 U.S. per 1k words written, rounding up after 700 words. So you won’t be charged another $10 unless the commission goes over 1701 words. But if the agreed upon commission is for two thousand words , that is what you will get. Payment is now expected after the writing is done for it.
Almost anything's allowed, with any amount of specifics you would like me to include. I'll happily work with you to make sure your commission is the best it can be. I assure you that you've come to the right place by choosing me! You won’t be disappointed with a Jumbled Thought Commission of your very own!
Contact me today for details concerning open commission spots.
Edit: I am no longer willing to do multi-chapter MLP stories. If you want something that's more than a oneshot, it needs to be original.
hypothetically, does that mean you will make a PH-sized fic if payed for?
4144212 Not unless I was extremely sold on the concept, as I do have my own, personal limits, where I just doubt the fic would ever be finished.
4144236
Does having simple sex after doing massages while blindfolded after drinking lemonade flavored with raspberry after going to a mobster-filled house and killing them with a pig mask count as an extreme fetish?
4144280 I... don't know. Nothing there is too extreme fetish wide, unless the pony got off on killing the mob boss.
4144295
Gross. The pony doesn't bang the mobster boss.
Wish I could help out, but I can't even pay for internet and have to do all this from my phone >_>
4144310
I wish I could help you too, and hope your situation improves soon.
Reasonable.
What are the rates for people that have euros instead of dollars?
4171396 It would be the converted version for that. Umm...*goes to check a rate converter* 8.86 Euros!
You know, I'm quite curious. Is a trade possible too? Story for story? Only asking because, like I said I am quite curious. I'm not really planning to commission something at the moment, but thought, maybe in the future, when I have more time on my hands if that would be an option.
4195513 No. I have my commissions open because I need the money to survive, and I have way too much else on my plate to do trades. Sorry.
4195526
It was worth a try.
Sorry dude, but $10 per 1K?! Not to say that its unfair but I know a lot of other authors that price a lot cheaper than you do. For example, Alchemicgree.
4310532 Well, some things to take into account are A) experience in writing, B) quality of writing, and C) need. Yes, some authors charge less, some charge even more than I do, but a lot of the ones who charge less is because it makes them write in their spare time, but it'll take a LONG time for them to get to it because it's not their job, unlike me, who has to make 1k a month off of this stuff.
Add to that the fact that I'm still high quality, have over two and a half years of experience, and are open to the majority of ideas, and there is a reason why I charge what I do.
Well... I have entirely too many clop ideas for me to possibly write myself, even if I did dedicate myself to actually writing, so perhaps I shall commission you! That being said I still need to figure out what ideas I won't actually write myself - and read your fics for examples. I've already read Age of Terror but I don't remember it much...
...Also, I've been waiting for a reply for a bit but apparently I forgot to actually make this comment when I found this post.
You take payments?
4918718 What do you mean by that? I just want to better understand what you're asking before I respond.
4918722
Like let's say I get a 30$ commission
Can I pay 15 and 15?
Something like that
4918729 Unfortunately, since I take payment after the fact, and that's already problematic enough, I usually don't do payment plans like that. Sorry.