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Darth Pestilence


So long, Fim!

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  • 163 weeks
    Hey guys.

    Huh, it sure has been a while since I've done much on this site, guess life just kept me distracted. Not sure if anyone remembers or cares about me on here, but what the heck.

    3 comments · 233 views
  • 175 weeks
    President Trump.

    Long live Emperor Trump, may his reign last for many years.

    1 comments · 205 views
  • 175 weeks
    Tomorrow...

    Tomorrow the world changes. Tomorrow, history will be made. Tomorrow... will be the end of an era, and the beginning of another.

    Watch out China, brace yourself Mexico, you're about to be Trumped.

    Long live the Emperor.

    0 comments · 252 views
  • 185 weeks
    2016 Election...

    Welp.

    ...

    Trump's better than Hillary, so yeah. *puts on Make America Great Again hat* These next four years should be interesting.

    5 comments · 259 views
  • 191 weeks
    OCTOBER!!!!!!!!

    October is finally upon us!!! There are so many things I love about this month. Scream Fortress, the changing of the leafs, the spooky atmosphere, the costumes, the candy, and the attractions that open up around this time of year, just to name a few.

    In short, I love October, and I hope you will partake in the spookiness with me.

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Aug
8th
2016

Meanwhile on the Star Destroyer... ep. 2 · 2:30am Aug 8th, 2016

Aboard Darth Pestilence's Star Destroyer, The Black Plauge...

Stormtrooper: *walks in* Sir, I have tomorrow's itinerary.

Darth Pestilence: Ah yes, well what's it say?

Stormtrooper: Well you must make further preparations for your return to Dagobah, where you will continue your training, you and several of your fellow sith are going to earth to watch a movie called... Suicide Squad, and... oh! You have to check your comments on the new chapter you posted.

Darth Pestilence: Oh yeah, well I can just do that now.

*checks notifications* *sees that there are no comments*

Darth Pestilence: ...

Stormtrooper: *sigh* Will I have to call the repair men again?

Darth Pestilence: Yep.

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