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Aug
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"The Cart Before the Ponies" · 1:45am Aug 7th, 2016

It's awfully weird when the CMC are more mature than their older sisters. And it's nice to get canon confirmation that Rainbow Dash is officially unofficially Scootaloo's older sister. And...

Wait, what's that?



what

WHAT

WHO IS THAT

Oh man. The fourth wall went and hit Ditzy now. I need to go lay down.

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Of all the names suggested for that cute colt, Derby Hooves is my favorite.

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Headcanon'd.

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His mark is either an asterisk or a walmart logo.

4136291 Or a popped bubble.

Popped like our fanon.

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Wait a second...

I wrote in Alarm Clock:

“Peace—even peace of mind—is a fragile thing in this world,” Ditzy said to Princess Luna. “No sturdier than a single wildflower, or a soap bubble. It can only survive if somepony protects it. And that day, I realized I didn’t need to join the Guard to do that. I could protect my fellow ponies in my own way.”

[...] A flash of light played across [young Ditzy's] haunches. Its disappearance revealed that her fur now bore paired images: a cutie mark in the shape of seven bubbles. She didn’t notice.

If that's what bubbles mean... and young Derby has a popped bubble cutie mark... CRAP

Awww... How Cute.
Ditzy has a little brother, too.
:derpytongue2:

--Spade

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Also note the expression. That constant, monotone expression...
Initially i thought it to be meaning that the makers respected Derpy's disability trait by making her [familial relative] have an autistuc spectrum disorder, but now...

If that's what bubbles mean... and young Derby has a popped bubble cutie mark... CRAP

Now i am not so sure...
Unless both are true? I love that to be headcanon!

I cant even

If Derpy's to have a kid it's going to be DInky, not that attempt at racial purity.
It could also be a Rainbow/Scootaloo type setup, which begs the question, why isnt Dinky participating.
Then you could go the other route, Its Ditzy's son. And Derpy is her sister. There is a fic i've read where Derpy and Ditzy are twins.
After five seasons of seeing her with Dinky and then this, it's a bit of a slap in the face to Derpy's fans. They know how much this fandom pairs Derpy and Dinky and they do this.

And yes I know I am taking this way to serious. Why you ask. If it where not for Derpy, I would never have started reading fanfiction at all.

I think young Derby is Derpy's nephew or young cousin who wanted to race, Dinky and Sparkler were busy/uninterested.

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4136544 I've been going with Dinky being too young and Sparkler being too old.

Eh, I'm not too worked up over it. More than half of Ponyville's children don't seem to exist this episode, given how Cheerilee apparently has a class of nine. Heck, Silver Spoon dropped out of the competition... and as far as I can tell, off the face of the Earth.

For all we know, Dinky's off exploring other dimensions. Or Ditzy's keeping an eye on the disruptive colt whose special talent is disrupting the peace. All kinds of possibilities present themselves here.

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After five seasons of seeing her with Dinky and then this, it's a bit of a slap in the face to Derpy's fans. They know how much this fandom pairs Derpy and Dinky and they do this.

That sort of possessiveness makes no sense to me.

For the first four seasons, Derpy and Dinky didn't appear on-screen together once. The fandom just decided, based on absolutely zero evidence, that they must be related. Why should the writers be bound by our random whims?

4136978 Knee-jerk reaction. Possessiveness doesnt make much sense to begin with in a majority of situations. Mayhaps it has to do with how much one invests certain things with meaning, especially to oneself.
Now im a bit curious how Derpy and Dinky got paired. Have they really never been near each other for four seasons? There had to have been something that sparked this, it cant just be the coat and mane colors, can it? Well it really doesnt take much for people to make connections where there are none.
Whims, perhaps fans like acknowledgement and ego stroking as much as writers whom they envy for having such an amazing talent.
I still havent seen the episode yet.

4136635 Sparkler is very likely to old to be in the race with Derpy. Dinky though is most likely about the same age as the CMCs.

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"Dinky? When did you become a pegasus? And a colt? ...And get a cutie-mark?....And change your eye-color?" :derpyderp2:

"No Ur Headcanon is Wrong, Dinky isn't Derpy's daughter she has a colt instead of a filly the show said so!!!1"... :flutterrage:

Yeah, I'm not concerned, not gonna happen after five seasons of fanon. :derpytongue2:

Instead, I assume Dinky was sick, and the colt is ... uh, her cousin who happens to be staying over in town.



....Oooooooorrrrr, he's Dinky's descendant from the future who accidentally went back in time, so Derpy's looking after him without letting Dinky know about her great-great-grandson. :trollestia:

Heck, that "cardboard-car" probably would've won the "most traditional" award in his time. :derpytongue2:

Or he's from a parallel universe where Derpy had a pegasus-colt instead of a unicorn-filly. And he's stuck until Derpy can locate his home-dimension. :pinkiecrazy:

Or, or, or.

This doesn't change anything about Derpy and Dinky. :pinkiesmile:

It's up to us to make sense of it where this colt fits in. :pinkiehappy:

After all, Ms. Cheerlee didn't say "team up with your older sisters/brothers", she just said "team up with an adult of your choice".

So, in this case, head-canon / fanon crisis averted! :twilightsmile:

That said, I do understand the issue some people have, though. Some episodes are even somewhat stressful to watch for me because it makes me fret for either my own fanfiction currently-in-progress for the past four-ish years, or the fanfictions of others that may feel discouraged to continue if the divergence to canon becomes to great. :twilightoops:

In a weird twist, I actually consider the show a "side-piece" to the fanfiction community! Hah! Talk about odd priorities. :derpytongue2:

4140819 I was more worried about the fandom imploding. Also, isn't it hinted that Dinky's Golden Harvest and Written Script's daughter?

4140819 I assumed the colt was Derpy's younger brother, not child.

Which throws off my headcanon just as much. Because in my continuity, Ditzy’s parents live in Cloudsdale. But if this little guy lives with Mom and Dad, why isn't he competing in the Cloudsdale Derby?

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They were together in "The Last Rodeo" in a way that implied they’re family, but it hasn’t been consistent across episodes.

At this point, I think the only Dinky interpretation that fits all her appearances is that she has memory changing or reality warping powers, and she uses them to bounce from family to family at whim.

4142480 Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

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