YKTTW · 4:39pm Aug 5th, 2016
You know that thing when you've been working on something and you just finished it? And then you read it and realize that it's thematically inappropriate, or oddly paced, or just plain bad? And then you realize you have to re-do about a week's worth of work? And then you are interrupted by the appearance of a young child that can only speak Russian, but they have the most unusual blue eyes, and a set of insectoid wings on their back? And then a specially trained task force arrives to neutralize you and take the child prisoner again, but you manage to escape thanks to the child's prodigious psychic abilities, and have to flee across the world to a specific location in South America, dodging aliens and old gods and rogue governments the entire way, only to watch the child you grew to care for leave for his/her own kind? And then you realize that you've learned a valuable lesson about yourself, and are ready to take on the world once again?
No?
Well, it's been an interesting period of time. Like two more days until the next chapter. Maybe three, I'm not a doctor, though I'm now an ordained priest in an ancient and forgotten religion that revolves around sky worship, so there is that.
See you soon!
Can you officiate the marriage of me and my horde of hats with your new position? Please and thank you.
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Sure! You might experience a couple of spontaneous nosebleeds, but I can make the necessary stone piles and get this shindig rolling.
Wut?
Is it normal or advanced sky worship?
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Normal. I could have gone with the advanced, but that involves signing up for a mailing list and a correspondence course.