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    Ditzy Doo sees things nopony else can see: higher-dimensional spatial anomalies, fae creatures, and eldritch abominations. She solves problems that other ponies don’t even know exist. But now, she may have bitten off more than she can chew.
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Merry Muffin Monday, everyone · 1:53pm Aug 4th, 2016

Ditzy again raised her forehooves. “Remember this day, everypony! Henceforth, it shall be known as Muffin Monday!”

“But today’s Thursday!” Sassaflash retorted.

“Henceforth,” Ditzy continued, “you shall observe Muffin Monday on the first Thursday of every August! You shall commemorate it … with a minute of solemn silence for reflection on the fragility of life. And then, muffins!”

“Your holiday doesn’t make any sense!”

(Thanks to CryHavoc21 for reminding me.)

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Comments ( 10 )

Shoot, I'm going to have to get some muffins.

Happy Muffin Monday!!

I've got donuts, which is almost as good.

Also it's good to know my birthday falls on a holiday this year.

My wisdom tooth has recently been extracted.
I'm not allowed to eat solid food right now.
...so sad.

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Hey, that's me! Also I made two dozen muffins just for the occasion!


I made muffins!

Sadly the best I could do at this time is a boxed muffin mix

4131504 So your implying that today is your hatching day?

If thats the case then Happy Hatching Day !!

hi hi

Today was a lucky day, I got to the grocery store and they had 6 ounce boxes of blueberries on sale. (Sometimes they don't even have the small ones at all, and ya have to get a huge box and throw the rest in the freezer.) Except for the fact that I ran out of oil halfway through and had to substitute applesauce for part of it, I think they turned out pretty good.

I even got to give most of the dozen away! :yay:


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