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Oatmeal Beast


Master of all things oatey and the alternate account of a guy who likes to write clop a bit differently than most.

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  • 403 weeks
    Content

    Hey, guys. Sorry I barely post anything here. Things have just been... kinda difficult for me in the writing department. I've got ideas, I just can't get writing done lately. At all. My apologies... but you could consider it a consolation prize that while I'm not writing smut, I've been drawing it lately. Obviously, due to the site rules, I cannot show any of it to you... directly. Best I can do

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  • 417 weeks
    Now On Youtube

    Someone did a reading of Fluttershy Has Sex with Her Sofa on YouTube, and it is glorious. Behold:

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  • 454 weeks
    "It's Just Clop"

    "If a thing like this is worth doing at all, it's worth doing right."
    - Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson

    You know what bugs me? People defending poor writing quality by saying, "It's just clop." Yeah, because having graphic sexual content means you don't have to put any effort in. Come on, is it really so much to ask?

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    5 comments · 340 views
  • 458 weeks
    Might Do Another TaviScratch

    You know, I told myself that I wasn't going to write anymore Vinyl and Octavia fics, here. Let's face it: the pairing has been done to death already. I wrote about them because I liked the pairing and had particular characterizations that I wanted to write, but I figured I'd stop after the two birthday fics. I really do like writing my take on them and their relationship, but there's plenty of it

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    0 comments · 230 views
  • 458 weeks
    I Wrote a Collab

    Behold, I collaborated with Samey90 (credited as Bootsy, my other account name). Together we created Scientific Analysis, a Derpy x Doctor fic, which I can't link because it is Mature and I have no mature fics to tag this with that wouldn't be abusing the tagging system. But I can link to

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Aug
3rd
2016

Content · 10:58am Aug 3rd, 2016

Hey, guys. Sorry I barely post anything here. Things have just been... kinda difficult for me in the writing department. I've got ideas, I just can't get writing done lately. At all. My apologies... but you could consider it a consolation prize that while I'm not writing smut, I've been drawing it lately. Obviously, due to the site rules, I cannot show any of it to you... directly. Best I can do is drop a link to my artist tag on Derpibooru and let you find it there on your own. That's allowed, right? I mean, it's a site that's only as NSFW as a user wants it to be.

Enjoy, if you like that sorta thing.

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Comments ( 3 )

You fool! Now everyone will know your secret identity!!!

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Didn't they already?

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