• Member Since 19th Jun, 2013
  • offline last seen 2 hours ago


Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

More Blog Posts284

  • 12 weeks
    Birthday Cake Will Be Served

    Meant to post this earlier today, but today marked another trip around the sun for me.

    Good: I'm still here. :pinkiehappy:
    Meh: I'm nearly 40 now. :fluttershbad:

    Hope y'all are doing well. Hug each other, and tell someone you love them.

    *hugs all of you*


    14 comments · 72 views
  • 15 weeks
    EFNW Wrap-Up

    Post-Con wrap up, post-con wrap up... :moustache:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we did it! 2020 was a total bust and 2021's doing its damn best to stage a repeat performance, but EFNW 2021 is officially in the books! Some top line stats:

    Attendance: 1676 officially. (2019 had a count of ~1800, so this isn't bad at all given the circumstances, and being the first in-person con since covid)

    Read More

    6 comments · 98 views
  • 17 weeks
    New Story is Up!

    Cap off your weekend with some new horsewords from yours truly!

    Presenting: Perpetual Care

    Please go check it out and as always, thank you for your support!

    0 comments · 30 views
  • 17 weeks
    EFNW + Good Story News!

    Hey, everyone! Hope you're doing well and staying safe.

    Fortunately, today's blog is all about good news! So let's dive in.

    Read More

    5 comments · 85 views
  • 20 weeks
    On the Subject of Sunsets

    Hey, folks. Hope everyone is doing well, staying safe, and making sure they get vaccinated.

    So today's topic is sunsets - both the concept and the character.

    Read More

    4 comments · 107 views

New Story: Handmade · 5:33pm Jul 31st, 2016

In a mass-produced world, things that are handmade carry even more value than they used to. And while my keyboard came from a far off factory, the new story it has produced for you all is just as handmade as its protagonist.

Warmth, softness, gentleness. They are the first things I ever felt, the first memories I ever made, but they are so much more than that. These sensations are the one link I have to that which created me... and the key to understanding who I am.

This is my entry for the newly formed 'Soft Hands' group's inaugural contest. The prompt was left wide open to interpret however we wished, but I have to tip my cap to my lovely wife for the idea of tying plushies into the prompt. Thanks, honey! :raritywink:

Of course, I must also give a big shout out to Loyal, Winston, and Skeeter The Lurker, all of whom were kind enough to offer some of their time and pre-read/editing assistance. You guys are awesome, and I hope to return the favor on your own stories sometime! :)

That said, I hope everyone enjoys the story, and have a great day! :pinkiehappy:


Report Grand_Moff_Pony · 189 views · Story: Handmade · #softhands #pinkiepie
Comments ( 3 )

:pinkiehappy: I loved it and I hope everypony else does too

Awesome! I'll have to check that out. It's good to see more Soft Hands stories pouring in :pinkiehappy:

Login or register to comment