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Pickleless

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Pickleless Joined 30th Jun, 2013 · Offline

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Jul
27th
2016

... · 11:50pm Jul 27th, 2016

If Celestia was created by humans, does that make her the Sun of Man?

Report Pickleless · 651 views · #One Liners
Comments ( 15 )
Troublesome Beast
Troublesome Beast #1 · Jul 27th, 2016 · · ·
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And then CelestAI would be the Sum of Man?

VampDash
VampDash #2 · Jul 27th, 2016 · · ·
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GET OUT. LEAVE. NOW.

The Wind King
The Wind King #3 · Jul 27th, 2016 · · ·
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That was bad, you should feel bad, and I just spent a D'n'D session making horrible puns so I will join in these emotions.

kudzuhaiku
kudzuhaiku #6 · Jul 28th, 2016 · · ·
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She could be a motherfucker if she had some hot daughter on mom action...

stephen51991
stephen51991 #7 · Jul 28th, 2016 · · ·
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~Oh the power to be strong,
and the wisdom to be wi-pbth HAHAHAHA! *Wheeze* I can't do it. No, I'm sorry it's just too funny to...

Cynewulf
Cynewulf #8 · Jul 28th, 2016 · · ·
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kiss the sun lest she be angry and ye perish from the way

The almighty bread god
The almighty bread god #10 · Jul 28th, 2016 · · ·
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listen here you cheeky little git

LightningSword
LightningSword #12 · Jul 28th, 2016 · · ·
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First thing that came to mind. :trollestia:

Torchwood202
Torchwood202 #13 · Jul 28th, 2016 · · ·
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This pun, wow. I-... Oh no...

"If Celestia created humans..."

Guys...

"... would that make it...

I CANT STAHP IT HEL-

... the dawn of man?

*Screaming*

2Merr
2Merr #14 · Jul 28th, 2016 · · ·
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I don't even know how to respond to this. It works on so many levels.

Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Princess Celestia? :trollestia:

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