Throw It All Away Update

Greetings Gotham, Joker here! Thought I'd give you a little update on my progress on the first chapter of Throw It All Away. So far, in my handy-dandy five-subject notebook, Shadow has struck King Sombra with a Chaos Spear while the Crystal Usurper was about to slay the Ultimate Life Form, claiming the Black Blur was all bark and no bite. I have yet to transfer my hard copy into what I have on my Google Doc, but I'll probably do that tomorrow at the library.

Now then, I'm fairly certain I've said this before, but Throw It All Away is a prototype for similar stories with Sonic

and Silver

both of whom get their own variant of Equestria. Sonic will get "Classic/Canon Equestria," Shadow gets "Modernized Equestria," and Silver gets "Neo/Futuristic Equestria." That being said, allow me to go over what Shadow's equipment/weapons.

First off, he's got dual handguns that can combine to form a sniper rifle, a sword strapped onto his back, a knife, various grenades and shrunken, and the green Chaos Emerald attached to a chain around his neck. Oh,but that's not all, boys and girls. Shadow's got a motorcycle, and later on in the story, he gets his hands on this thing (except it's more Shadow themed):

Well, that's all for today, kiddies! Remember: dying is easy, comedy is hard!