Bemused Update · 7:02am Jul 22nd, 2016
So, I'm sorry I seem to be drawn in so many directions. I can promise y'all I'm currently five thousand words ahead of my three K per day self-imposed, and if it seems split, my spouse's interest in Heavy Metal Princess and Shieldmated does mean that they're likely to progress swiftly. Chapter 24 of Hunting Season is just waiting for the final refinements, as are Oranges chapters 1-3 of 4 (chapter 4 is going to be expanded but is textually complete, so if things go to poo, I'll probably release after edit. Applejack Ascension is at least in the planning stages now that I have a concept, and Moon's Illusions is about half complete, if stuck. As for a certain secret project, my apologies to the poor guy working with me on that; the last two weeks' worth of super-frustration have left me in a mood for catharsis rather above the usual. Here's some relatively less Naughty spots from each of the things I'm working on, after the break:
Note relatively less naughty. I'll try to keep the selections at a high T, but I'm spoilering and censoring a bit just to be sure. Also, these are in various stages of revision, editing needs to be done, etc. Just that y'all shouldn't suffer while I'm ADHDing.
Heavy Metal Princess Chapter 2:
By the time Hopper came back, the couch, of course, was taken. He couldn't even bring himself to be angry, per se. Not many ponies or people really could find it in their hearts to feel anything but lust when presented with two beautiful goddesses sloppily making out in their prior seat. Two beautiful, musclebound amazons, horns lightly tapping and giant chests bobbling and wobbling together as the makeouts continued... (censored)
Orange You Glad We Wed Chapter 3:
She turned briefly, tucked away the last letter into her outbox, then lifted his hand up to her lips and kissed his fingers lightly, sucking lightly on each tip. "Temptress, was I? Who was it, exactly, that kept ‘accidentally’ bumping a certain smuggled python against my sensitive rump?" she told him and then squeaked happily as he pulled her bodily out of her chair. Grinning maniacally, she squealed all the happier when he spanked the plush tush in question right through the silk pencil skirt of her beautifully well-tailored business suit. "Mosely! We are at work!" She harumphed at him and wriggled her broad behind, her vast hips completing the impression of an hourglass figure set out to time the entire day.
The Moon's Illusions:
Luna was not disappointed. Little sweet pecks ran over her taut hind end, the ticklish sensation of the smaller mare navigating the currents of her tail a lovely addition. "Someone else's lips, mistress. Spy acrobat lackeys, very dangerous. And your tyrannish tail has me caught. Alas. Alack." For all Trixie's pertness, her deft hands ran familiar, relaxing paths over the beautiful power of Luna's tush. Relaxing to them both; Luna heard the tension evaporate from Trixie's breathing as she nuzzled against Luna's flexed ass.
Hunting Season Chapter 24:
Her expression was unreadable for a few moments, and for a moment, Hopper thought he'd asked something wrong. Swallowing heavily, he pulled away from her a bit, leaning back onto his palms, abs clenching with self-reproach. He started say, "I'm s--"
Or rather, he tried to pull away, tried to speak. Strong, burly arms wrapped around his head, and he'd have to hurt Twilight to break away. Instead, he followed the guidance of her hands forwards, downwards-- as she shoved the top of his muzzle straight into her cleavage. The most intelligent response he could come up with was a muffled, "Huh?" His hands did find their way across Twilight's swollen stomach, clasping on her cushy, padded hips.
Shieldmated, Day 1:
The green glows were everywhere. They seemed to stick to the black of his hide, like they'd clung to the navy of hers. When he moved, they shifted and mottled, making it look like something was bubbling below the surface. It came from the walls; it came from the sludge that their… his… boots tromped through. It came from the air, fumes omnipresent.
And the earth was worse than dead here.
If you have any questions about what's coming up soon, I'm willing to give some minor spoilers, as long as truly spoilery speculations and questions are kept spoiler-tagged
...No, no questions, other than; can you not do the whole 'self deprecation' thing ever again? To think; if we, the readership, let you believe that nonsense, Shieldmated would never have the chance to see the light of day; and that would be tragic.
4106037 No, sorry; believe me when I say the self-depreciation thing is going to happen again and again; it's a part of whom I am to dislike myself, and for standards that I would never hold anyone else to.
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Then I'll just have to be your cheer squad on this. Mind you, I won't pull punches if something is wrong, but I won't let you beat yourself up needlessly either.
Love the work you've done so far, TB!
4107108 Man, I can't get away with nuthin'.
Thanks!