WHY IS IT SO HARD

TO KEEP THIS WEBSITE SECRET FROM FAMILY MEMBERS AND SOME OF MY FRIENDS??? WHY ARE THEY SO NOSY AND HOW DID THEY HACK INTO MY EMAIL?

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[deadpansnarker]

WHY IS IT SO HARD...
TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF ?!

[Color Spark]

4104336 I was never using caps lock. Heard of the shift button?
You're using it too, by the way.

[deadpansnarker]

...NO, I'M not.
i just destroyed the caps and shift buttons. you have no proof.
...
my sentences are going to look weird now.

[Color Spark]

4106028
... are you serious.
How's the next chapter coming along? For AML, I mean. I don't think me or anybody else would like a story with no capital letters whatsoever.
No, seriously.

[deadpansnarker]

...yes, I'm deadly serious. lethally so.

next chapter of my capital letter free story coming soon now, when I've finished saving the world with my awesome rainbow power.
ciao.

[Color Spark]

4108098 Call me a selfish brat, but even if you broke your shift and caps lock key, you can type it out in Grammarly and it'll do it for you
Or do it on your phone.

[deadpansnarker]

Hey you're right!!
... But you're still a selfish brat.
Watch out, I think I see someone looking over your shoulder...
Be careful... Spies are everywhere.

[Color Spark]

4108124 People call me stuff and I'm just like: Have you been living under a rock or have you just been THAT oblivious? Of course I'm a _whatever they decide to call me_. Have you MET me?
Usually they say I'm a horrible/mean person. Or simply a BLEEP.

Spies, eh?
(there is nobody here... only my brother and sister are home and both are upstairs shut up in their rooms)

[deadpansnarker]

4108237 Well, you do tend to steal a lot of stuff from other people's stories, so is it okay if I call you A thief?

As for your families and friends finding out about your pony fandom, think yourself lucky you're not someone who's just left college and is trying to keep their 'dirty' secret from their more mature friends. Compared to what I'm going through, your worries are nothing. NOTHING!!

[Color Spark]

4111668 ...
Consider it lucky that your mom doesn't think that LITERALLY ANYTHING INVOLVING ROMANCE is "inappropriate for your age". SERIOUSLY I AM IN SECONDARY. Many people are dating by my age.
I have to keep it secret from the rest of my friends and I have a reputation as a ***** to uphold, so...
Also I do not steal. I ask first

[deadpansnarker]

4111676 ... and if the person refuses, you take. I know your kind... complete *******, all of you. Still, apparently you have a softer side, do you practice ballet in your spare time , perchance?

It's a shame I don't know your identity, a little blackmail would do me the power of good round about now, and with the money you're apparently on I could buy myself lukewarm cups of tea for a week from the vending machine. AN ENTIRE WEEK!! The fact this makes me indescribably happy should clue you in on how much of a roller coaster my life is right now.

You just don't know how good you have it right now, A roof over your head, for free. No stress, other than schoolwork and maybe the occasional zit. A mother who gets on your case, but still loves you. These are indeed, the precious days. Cherish them, because soon the soul crushing reality of life will grind you down like so much cheap chowder.

Just thought I'd leave you on a positive note. Have a nice day!!

[Color Spark]

4111690 Ok, maybe sometimes... if it's food. As for the ballet, I used to... but I am the type of shipper that wants nothing to do with romance myself but thinks that Soarindash/Any other ship I like is the best thing in the world.
I don't know what type of teas the UK has, but all I know is that Chinese teas are much more my taste. Much richer, very bitter and much better :)... and also, depending on the tea, very very expensive.

Cherish them, because soon the soul crushing reality of life will grind you down like so much cheap chowder.

Yes, this is surely a positive note that I will remember for the rest of my life as something to look towards as inspiration.

Indeed.

[deadpansnarker]

4111747 I'll take any kind of ship, as long as it isn't Titanic. Forget about the squillions of lives lost in that naval tragedy, I still have nightmares about that awful Celine Dion song every night in my dreams. ARRGH!!!!!!

'Bitter'? 'Much Better'? 'Very Very Expensive'? Sounds like you're describing yours truly there. Especially the last part... don't go on a night out with me, or I'll bleed you dry. After all, not being 'richer' does have it's drawbacks, so I take advantage whenever I can...

If you like my platitudinous mutterings so much, I can have a few framed and shipped off to whatever backwater you inhabit. A few others I can recommend are: "Life sucks, and then ya die." "You tried and failed, so the lesson is... never try." and something about suicide being preferable to spending Christmas with your in-laws. 10% discount, just for you. An optimist and a pragmatist... that's moi.

[Color Spark]

4113976
If it didn't Titanic, it's still sailing ;)
It's only very very expensive if it's the high end teas... actually no. Some of the best teas are in the most rural areas you can find, but those are the traditional "tea houses" you can find walking around in the local streets of Hong Kong, not some tourist crap like Tsim Sha Tsui. That is where the expensive teas are. Tea houses, however, has tea that is made with the water from the mountains, giving it a much fresher taste. The tea is also locally grown and freshly picked, which makes it all the better. You have not tasted good tea until you've tasted those. The people who run them are also really nice, as it's usually a family business type thing. So you won't bleed me dry, if you decide to take a plane ticket over here and go hiking in the mountains to get to those tea houses... Taiwan has some really good teas too.
...
If I really wanted random mutterings framed, I'll make myself something that looks like this:
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have a good day :)

[deadpansnarker]

4115604 I know my words are sacrosanct, but did you REALLY need to copy and paste them onto your own message, and pretend you wrote them? So much for you 'asking permission' before stealing other's work. PLAGIARIST!! Next you'll be telling me you tried to copy-and-paste, but messed it up somehow. Huh, a likely story. Lock her up, and throw away the key. That's what I say.

Your blatant criminality aside, it was so nice to hear your little lecture on herbal teas, true to your heritage. So inspiring was the speech, I've permanently switched to coffee now to keep awake. So, if you want to deliver another fascinating sermon regarding hot beverages, perhaps you should switch to that subject. Or, not bother at all. Thx.

Hey, what are YOU doing, taking clandestine shots of my birthday cake? ! Who invited YOU to my big jamboree the other day? Just for that, I'm not saving you a slice now. Not that you'd care... after all, in your own words, you wouldn't give a ****.

Have a VERY nice day. (See the way I one-upped you there)

[Color Spark]

4115676 I'll tell you what happened... I kinda copied and pasted it over so that I would be able to read and reply to each of them without scrolling up and down... guess I forgot to delete it afterwards So technically you are right. I did copy and paste it, and I did mess it up. Oops. I was distracted. Don't ask. Trying to balance 10+ fandoms on a non-existent social life is tiring. Ok, I fixed it now.

Glad to see my wisdom is appreciated... actually it was more my dad's lecture, but whatever. Don't let my parents see this, but in all honesty I still prefer caramel frapiccinos to oolong tea.

That image was found on Facebook, actually, so technically it wasn't me taking the shots... I can't take shots anyway, seeing as I'm still underage and I'm allergic. Hmm. You'll really do that to me? That's so mean... of course I'd care, it's cake. But in all honesty, the reason I'm fresh out of **** is that I still can't find any good maze runner fanfiction. Yeah. Nerdy geek fangirl problems.

Have a good day, monsieur, even though Brexit happened and you're not French.