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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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  • 2 weeks
    Magic

    Oh hey how's that BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP you're working on~?

    HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

    Haha, What~?

    THAT WAS A WELL KEPT SECRET BETWEEN FOUR PEOPLE.

    ...Uh.

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    4 comments · 76 views
  • 3 weeks
    Blue Night Swagger

    ”Okay Brain, it’s time for us to sleep~!”

    ”DO YOU THINK ANY OF OUR FRIENDS HAVE HAD LEWD THOUGHTS ABOUT US?!”

    ”Oh.”

    6 comments · 65 views
  • 4 weeks
    Tassels

    “Oh Br-PICKLELESS-n, you and your tassels!”

    ”Tassels?”

    “You do realize you have a long tassel, hanging off the front right side of your body?”

    ”...Wait”

    “Like, not just that coat, all your coats.”

    What is this.

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    7 comments · 83 views
  • 9 weeks
    My love for you, is like a giant insect~

    Audacious, screaming, and parasitic~

    11 comments · 71 views
  • 9 weeks
    /(/(/(/)

    Need soap
    Squeeze toothpaste onto hand.
    Stare
    Dammit.

    8 comments · 66 views
Jul
21st
2016

With a couple horses, it'd be stable. · 7:36am Jul 21st, 2016

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Comments ( 3 )

(Rim shot)

...Huery?
Izzat a pun?

send it to the marshal.

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