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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jul
17th
2016

Uh oh. · 10:46pm Jul 17th, 2016

So like,
Just from like stray comment in the comment section, just wondering....
Uh,
How many of you have a ScootalooxNopony going on in your head?

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Too many, my friend.

Too many...

~ Chapter: 13

Oh. Oh dear. :twilightoops:

Dude, I might be fucked up, but I have my limits.

It's clearly NoLight and ScootaNamelessColtWhomTheyPlannedToEmotionallyBreak.

...and now the image of Scoots and Nopony having sex inside a large trash container with Scoots screaming "ruin my amusement park" and "rut me in my garbage dump" have flooded my mind

I badly need some brain bleach after that

How many of you have a ScootalooxNopony going on in your head?

Well, you do now.

Cant say that I am one of those always saw the parent child relationship even if it is weird.


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Also dude THE HELL WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE US ALL HAVE THAT IMAGE?!?!?!

damnit where is the industrial strength brain bleach.

All of us now!

Honestly, to me they are mother & daughter, no matter how weird their relationship is. Then that would be weird as fuck incest.

They do say princest is wincest, though... :rainbowderp:

4098215 sorry, I used all the brain bleach already.

Nope, ScootalooxRumble for the win.

4098183 Thanks. I needed that soooooo much.

I like the idea of them being mother/daughter father/daughter whichever the gender of the day is.

But now I think it and it won't go away.

Noooooooooooooooooope!

No. No, no. No. ew, gross. They're...parent and child.

No.....no. Just.

No.

Dear fucking god no.

I'd ship it, but not as much as Nopony x Twilight :trollestia:

No, no goddamn way. Blergh

I've never thought about this until now

Why did you put this thought in my head? :raritydespair:

Uh... I mean... the age gap would be massive either way... I could ship it... both seem almost mentally exhausted enough to make this viable. Damn you now I gotta see if this works.

4098215 I'm skinny dipping in a gigantic pool of it. It's not helping.

Hay no! That's a place I avoid entirely. :applejackconfused:

4098945 WE NEED THE POWER WASH!! WHERE IS THE POWER WASH?!?! :raritydespair:

Thanks to you, I have a new view of your story cover, with Scootaloo riding the chicken. She's giving it encouraging slaps.
And part of this short summary you put:

a gimp orphan

Forever unclean.cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/d87q-1436224469-269750-medium

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Supa hawt.

You should have a chapter to deal with thus subject. It'd be hilarious.

I think I would really like this ship as long as it's done after enough time for Scootaloo becomes an adult. I think it would be a very interesting story. :raritywink:

The idea occurred to me haha

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