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shalrath


I <3 GAMMA RAYS

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  • 111 weeks
    Luna can't sleep

    Back from the final Bronycon, more on that later. In the meantime, enjoy some horsewords. Bonus points for reading aloud.

    - - -

    Beneath a blackened sky, the pale milky moon cast a pallid glow across lands steeped in shadow.  A sea of muted grey from mountains thrust high, to plains fertile and fallow.

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  • 271 weeks
    The struggles of half-assed fic research

    So here I was, minding my own business. I can't get two lines into a new story without having to stop and try to figure out a cooler sounding name than "Castle of the Two Pony Sisters"

    THEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS

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  • 271 weeks
    The final supper of the ficwhores

    The hot humid musk of Baltimore suffocates you like God's enormous unwashed ballsack the moment you step out the door. A sea of brick beckons the journey of a thousand steps between the gleaming glass zoo of migratory humans and the organic hive of stone and streets known as Charm City. You put your best foot forward, feeling it stick slightly against the pervasive brownish ichor of

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  • 271 weeks
    Horsecon 2016

    Bronycon after-action report.


    (Confound these ponies, they drive me to drink)

    Had an absolutely tremendous time. Got to hang out with a few interesting people, such as..

    Admiral Biscuit (Hail Biscuit!)
    Arad
    Archonix
    Axis of Rotation

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  • 436 weeks
    A tale of two pegasi.

    (Wrote a few thousand words today. Here's some of them. CH16 inbound)

    * * *

    It was a slow day in Ponyville.

    It couldn't be fast enough for Scootaloo.

    The wind whipped through her fuchsia mane as the grass receded behind each sharp stamp of her hooves.  Her short wings buzzed as they bit into the air, pushing herself with every erg of energy she could muster.  

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Horsecon 2016 · 8:09pm Jul 11th, 2016

Bronycon after-action report.


(Confound these ponies, they drive me to drink)

Had an absolutely tremendous time. Got to hang out with a few interesting people, such as..

Admiral Biscuit (Hail Biscuit!)
Arad
Archonix
Axis of Rotation
Bad Horse (not a very nice fellow)
Bradel
Cerulean Voice
Drax99
Horizon
Jake The Army Guy
Jedi Master Ed
JMac
Majin "Goddammit" Syeekoh
ROBCakeran53
Skywriter
Soge
Sunchaser
The Masked Ferret
Trick Question
Wanderer D
Yamgoth
Zamir..ah..something-or-other

If I forgot to mention anyone, I was probably drunk at the time.


Cheers horsefuckers



OMG i think that's Admiral Biscuit in the background



Shalrath being a total biscuit. Also, I think that other guy wrote a story once.


Shalrath and Syeekoh. Two drunken ships passing repeatedly in the night.


Dear Princess Celestia. We're all terrible people.



and maybe just a little special.

ehh.. fixing images. One moment.

Comments ( 14 )

Technical difficulties

Goddammit imgur

lol, yeah, imgur blocks fimfic now. :rainbowwild:

You're not the first to run into this Imgur thing.

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Thanks for the heads up. I thought i was taking the crazy pills.

Pics fixed. More to post when i get home again. (With 100⅝ more zamiriac spreads)

Was a fun one. You better get on posting those stories, boyo.

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Ive definitly felt the inspiration lately. Not to mention banging out this little vignette in the last thirty minutes.


There is a certain perverse glee in making someone laugh so hard that they may need medical attention :)

Goddam that hat looks sharp.

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I only steal from the best

Apparently knighty is fixing the imgur thing soonish. Apparently.

God, that party at Trick's room was a blast. Also terrifying, once the "my car is made of license plates and hope" stories started to roll out...

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And ROBCakeran's vacuum oven popcorn machine.

Somebody showed me a wonderful photo on his phone from that party which had magically captured each person in his own personal derp. I forget who.

4089176 Yes! I guess that's just 2 derps. 3, if you count drinking from a coffee can.

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