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Queuefka Palazzo


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Jun
23rd
2016

Will we ever see an end of Displaced/LoHAV stories? · 11:24am Jun 23rd, 2016

Do me a favor and go find a handful of these stories. You won't need more than five minutes, I guarantee you. Now read their descriptions and tell me how many would lose anything if they replaced their descriptions with this:

DISPLACED STORY. I BECOME [X] CHARACTER WHILE STILL BEING MYSELF WHILE ALSO LITERALLY BEING [X] CHARACTER.

Oh, what's that? Their descriptions have been IMPROVED? ALL OF THEM? How funny. It's almost like it takes no thought or creativity to plagiarize follow a formula without deviation.

Let me explain something: You can't succeed if you don't give yourself a chance to fail. Doing a word-replace on F*** It I'm Having Fun is the same as choosing to fail.

I'm tired of seeing these things everywhere I look. They're flooding out the stuff worth reading, and they're so much more annoying than the fucking Five Score spin-offs ever were.

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