the EU vote

recently the queen of england issued a slightly idiotic statement at a vip dinner with some rich nobs, asking them "give me three good reasons britain should remain in the EU"...

here goes.

imagine it is the day after the vote and we left the EU. our Economy has tanked and the pound is now worthless. reason 1.

next, using our money that is now worthless we have to build a wall between Ireland and northern Ireland. this is due to the fact that we are no longer part of the EU and they are, meaning that they no longer have freedom to cross the border into northern ireland due to the removal of the law allowing free movement for EU citizens between EU countries. reason 2.

now that our money is worthless and we have to renegotiate trade deals with the European Union Nations, we are royally screwed financially and it is all the fault of idiots who follow a stupid old woman and the queen goes down in history as the woman who destroyed britain as a global power. reason 3.

so queen there you have it, three good reasons why we should stay in the EU and why you are a fucking old goat.