Principal Celestia and Princess Twilight aren't stupid, they know the human government is going to be interested in the portal, so the Princess sends an envoy to be her voice to the human world...so why'd she pick Trixie?!
Seriously! This is, like, MOST of my fics on this site by now! It hasn't even been a full 6 hours since I posted this one! How am I hitting the feature box so consistently?!