• Member Since 6th May, 2016
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Spherical Narcissist


I regret nothing.

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  • 357 weeks
    Hooray for relapse!

    Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.

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  • 367 weeks
    In a self loathing cycle

    I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I

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  • 371 weeks
    Got turned down by three people

    All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.

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  • 371 weeks
    Hey, guys.

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  • 372 weeks
    (Ass)thetic

    Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. :pinkiesmile:

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Jun
21st
2016

I like my peaches the way I like my dick... · 1:07am Jun 21st, 2016

Red and hard. Lucky for me, I have a peach tree in my yard! I picked three beautiful peaches! They're small, but size doesn't matter when they taste great. They're tart and crunchy, just the way I like them. Going outside is great, isn't it? By the way, look at the moon. It's pretty.

Comments ( 11 )

:raritywink: yes the moon is very beautiful.

so many innuendos *nose bleeds*

4037497 but i wanna smack those pancakes girl let me:ajsmug:

4037503 No thank you. Sure, the person to whom I'm committed is not a crab, but this individual has the same beautiful, yellow eyes. I never want to see them cry because of a fuckup on my part. I'm bi, but I'm not a cheater.

4037540 *sighs* better go kill people with yellow eyes

4037542 OOHOOHOO YOU'LL ALSO HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE WITH BLACK HAIR WHICH IS A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE COZ

4037554 well gonna hang self now

4037562 Nooooooooooooooooooo don't do that even if you do have black hair

4037568 oh god idk where this is going anymore

4037576 You're about 50 miles past the point of no return.

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