I like my peaches the way I like my dick... · 1:07am Jun 21st, 2016
Red and hard. Lucky for me, I have a peach tree in my yard! I picked three beautiful peaches! They're small, but size doesn't matter when they taste great. They're tart and crunchy, just the way I like them. Going outside is great, isn't it? By the way, look at the moon. It's pretty.
yes the moon is very beautiful.
so many innuendos *nose bleeds*
4037443 Innuendo is my life.
4037497 but i wanna smack those pancakes girl let me
4037503 No thank you. Sure, the person to whom I'm committed is not a crab, but this individual has the same beautiful, yellow eyes. I never want to see them cry because of a fuckup on my part. I'm bi, but I'm not a cheater.
4037540 *sighs* better go kill people with yellow eyes
4037542 OOHOOHOO YOU'LL ALSO HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE WITH BLACK HAIR WHICH IS A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE COZ
4037554 well gonna hang self now
4037562 Nooooooooooooooooooo don't do that even if you do have black hair
4037568 oh god idk where this is going anymore
4037576 You're about 50 miles past the point of no return.