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TheDizzyDan


I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

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  • 134 weeks
    Some major personal updates

    I'll get right to the point: I got a new job! :pinkiehappy:

    While I enjoyed my previous work, it was mostly thoughtless data entry and wasn't even close to full-time. I have clawed my way out of the welfare trap.

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  • 158 weeks
    Progress Report #2, and a Question

    Question first: Does anybody know what happened to Swift Blade Productions? I could've sworn when I trailed off that they were a rising audio reading channel. Now I can't even find them on YouTube. :rainbowderp:


    Progress Report

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  • 158 weeks
    Progress Report #1

    Read over fic for consideration of next project. Time 0:34.

    Request permission to voice above. Time: 0:05.

    Seek image for above. Time: 0:15

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  • 170 weeks
    Merry Christmas and Happy Holliday

    I wish there was more I could say that I haven't said fifty times previously. I miss this place and wish I could be back to work on here. I hope you're all well.

    18 comments · 272 views
  • 178 weeks
    Howdy, all!

    I'm curious if anyone has plans for this Hallow's Eve. I don't have much worked out for it yet myself.

    6 comments · 238 views
Jun
19th
2016

Good News, Bad News, Worse News, and Horrible News · 4:48pm Jun 19th, 2016

Good News: I'm working on a new Get Yourself an Editor (Your Grammar Sucks) video. I got the recording done yesterday, and I'm going to work on editing the audio until I have to get ready to leave for work today.

Bad News: I got a paper cut yesterday on my middle finger.

Worse News: As you may recall, I'm a bus boy, so I'm often handling dishes in dirty mixtures that can't be quite defined as "water." I am afraid of getting an infection. I've been using triple antibiotic ointment on it as soon as I've returned home and washed my hands. I've also applied a bandage to it and will replace it before I head to work or use some "Liquid Skin" on it. It's gonna hurt.

Horrible News: I was supposed to work on Friday but apparently missed copying my time down for the day, so I unwittingly skipped work the very day after the end of my first week. I apologized profusely to both my bosses, but I can't stop kicking myself over it.

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)
Applejack's Stetson Hat (ongoing) by
Tales of Fillydelphia (ongoing) by
The Shipping Boat by
The Smiling Stallion (ongoing) by
Hidden Wonderful World of Pinkie Episodes by

Works I've Audio Read (From most recent to first)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdMDfM8_c4 Sandstorm(s) (Unedited version) by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnfztrsK0aY Elegy of Equestria by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GRMv508Kl4 Shadow of Luna by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv9U7sRFmhI The Scraping by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H3MDEgP2Uk Mirrors in Shadows by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2p2Nf9pWs Umbra by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B1TE9RM75c Breaker by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMTbgP6sEKg I Have No Voice, and I Must Cry by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3aRlMQkjno Of the Monsters in Nightmares by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3aRlMQkjno Changes by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEw_OHTKDd0 The Changing of the Guard by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA13nKdB6Ts A Reasonable Solution by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzunRFm1YYA Painless by
http://youtu.be/ueBJkvfiv0k Reflection by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBf7TwT6GoA An Issue in Friendship by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP6YQ0zevYQ Time by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKOWRYVTONs Eternity by .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVhe7GeTD8Y Crusader's End by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LX_wjJtNM The Serene Forgetting by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ2SWao4wc The Weak by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_428y-6LboY De Grave of Blueblood by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF3uyJAPBs Ruin Value by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcfsa1MVbQA Mare of the House by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocU-BfXLDI I Don't Know If I'm Real... by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyE2T8yLa0 Drifting by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MhWVZbkUBc Dreams Fade by
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaYt5jHyq1FjxBLphDM-qlTLdbKE5ULNi (Playlist)
Friends Forever and Fading Twilight by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCo2g7d7oRM A Life Rebuilt by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zEz9_69ics Drop. by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhrgvQdpFL8 Let It Snow by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh_2BnkBQvE Those Who Are Oppressed (Story withdrawn for editing) by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCKtWeI9hg Lives' End by

Comments ( 6 )

Good News: I'm working on a new Get Yourself an Editor (Your Grammar Sucks) video. I got the recording done yesterday, and I'm going to work on editing the audio until I have to get ready to leave for work today.

That is indeed good news... You've amused me with this before... :moustache:

Bad News: I got a paper cut yesterday on my middle finger.

Curse that duplicitously jagged woody material...

Worse News: As you may recall, I'm a bus boy, so I'm often handling dishes in dirty mixtures that can't be quite defined as "water." I am afraid of getting an infection. I've been using triple antibiotic ointment on it as soon as I've returned home and washed my hands. I've also applied a bandage to it and will replace it before I head to work or use some "Liquid Skin" on it. It's gonna hurt.

A mystery concoction, huh? Yeah... I see where this is going. :fluttershysad:

Horrible News: I was supposed to work on Friday but apparently missed copying my time down for the day, so I unwittingly skipped work the very day after the end of my first week. I apologized profusely to both my bosses, but I can't stop kicking myself over it.

:fluttercry:

This is like the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly... kind of.

Well, maybe not. But I'm sorry about your woes. :raritycry:

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That is indeed good news... You've amused me with this before... :moustache:

:pinkiehappy: Excellent! I recorded for over 40 minutes, and this YGS video will be a little longer than 15, I think. I have 12 minutes clean and edited in my audio project file right now, although I'm heading to bed after I send this. I think this video will be a lot more amusing than the last one. I've tried to emulate the dramatic demeanor Jack approaches his YGS videos with, only using my own voices. I could never hope to reach his degree of sass.

Curse that duplicitously jagged woody material...

You know, it's the thinness that actually allows it to do that. The physics behind it is rather intriguing.

A mystery concoction, huh? Yeah... I see where this is going. :fluttershysad:

Not turning bad yet, thankfully, although that new-skin came off sometime during my shift today. Come on, immune system! You can beat this! :flutterrage:

:fluttercry:

Let's just say I'm too tired to be displeased about it right now, but if I wasn't, I would be.

This is like the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly... kind of.

:rainbowlaugh: The title and theme is actually a direct allusion to an episode of Fairly Oddparents, specifically the one where they have to bust Anti-Cosmo out of prison to get him to donate an organ to Cosmo. The doctor approaches them at the end of the episode and says something along the lines of, "I have good news, bad news, worse news, and horrible news. The good news is that the surgery was a complete success, and Cosmo and Anti-Cosmo are going to be okay. The bad news is that your insurance won't cover the operation. The worse news is that Anti-Cosmo [who is an evil mastermind in contrast to Cosmo's dim-witted goodness] has escaped. The horrible news is that I have him on the phone right now and wants to talk to Cosmo, and he called collect...your insurance isn't going to pay for that, either."

Well, maybe not. But I'm sorry about your woes. :raritycry:

:twilightsheepish: I appreciate your sympathy. Certainly, I could be going through a lot worse, but I felt pretty bad yesterday, so I posted this blog. I also needed an excuse to mention that my new YGS video is coming out soon. Hopefully, I'll get it done tomorrow!

4035364 Fairly Odd Parents... I used to watch that show a long long time ago. Can't recall if I've seen that episode or not.

Good to see all is good.

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It's a good one, but then again, I have a soft spot for Anti-Cosmo. He also approached Timmy and Cosmo from within his cell while uttering the line "Hello, Clarice!" :rainbowlaugh: I think that's a Silence of the Lambs reference, but I've not seen or read it, so I wouldn't know.

4039881 Silence of the Lambs is one of my favorite films, though I have not read the book. Might someday though. Interesting how they would reference that in a Fairly Odd Parents episode, that was one of my favorite shows growing up in probably the early 2000s but I didn't know it was MLP-esque in some ways with its references. Interesting XD

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Oh, it certainly had its moments, although my grandma hated Timmy. I kind of didn't like him myself, but I liked the show, so I had to deal with it.

And if you really want to hear that line, check here around 3:01 http://youtu.be/2wKgCKIKs7g
Voice actors get to have fun.

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