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Fallen Prime


An enigma as vexing as life itself.

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  • 41 weeks
    Where I'm at now.

    I couldn't tell you why I still have a FIMFiction tab open on my browser, and I can't even tell you the last time I clicked onto it. I think it's realistic that posting this is the last major activity I'll grant the site.

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  • 118 weeks
    Ten years today.

    According to the info blurb beside my name, this is the ten-year anniversary of this account. And to think, this all started with me doing self-insert riffs on bad MLP fiction. And now I've got two finished stories under my belt, a crossover atrophying in a forgotten corner, and two other projects completely pony-unrelated I've finally put some words down for*. And also the last vestiges of my

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  • 123 weeks
    F/F/T3K19 THE SORTA FINAL

    Last month's riff is complete. Enjoy.

    This month, we're finally, finally finishing that riff of a riff we started god knows how long ago. We've spliced in a tiny Christmas story in there too.

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  • 127 weeks
    F/F/R3K19 11/8: Beginning of the end(-ish).

    Last month's romp has been adequately stomped. Enjoy.

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  • 132 weeks
    F/F/T3K19 10/4: When the pasta is creepy.

    Alright, we didn't exactly intend to slow down quite this much quite yet, but that's how we're gonna roll now. Here's last month's riff.

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Sep
5th
2012

FP Riffs: The roomate and The Brothel · 9:29pm Sep 5th, 2012

I... I just can’t even.
Today is a day of brutalassmaster, a writer on FIMFiction who can’t be anything but a troll writer. As if his unicorn-supremacy bullshit and OC bearing a swastika cutie mark weren’t indicators enough.
Why is this special? Well, his first story, “The roomate,” isn’t really. It’s just the standard shock schlock, but with Vinyl Scratch and Octavia.
But the other... “The Brothel...”
Okay, some backstory. RingmasterJ5 found this on the Project AFTER forums, as someone (a non-brony) made an attempt to riff it. Ring’s seen some serious shit, From ComicsNix to Mykan. He’s seen shit from so many fandoms beyond this one. Some really depraved shit that even I would turn away from.
He wouldn’t fucking touch it.
...there’s no other way to celebrate a tenth story than with the story that seemed to scare Ring off. I’m hurting something awful, I promise you.

Read the full riff here. And for the first time since I started: viewer discretion is advised.

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I'm a bit... intimidated. Onwards!

Edit: ... I want to die.

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