Random Episode Review of the Day: Ponyville Confidential · 5:42pm Sep 5th, 2012
After yesterday’s “serious business” episode, it’s time for something a bit more light.
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And it’s #47: “Ponyville Confidential.”
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TECHNICAL SPECS:
Season: 2
Episode: 23
Written By: M. A. Larson
First Aired: March 31, 2012
SUMMARY:
The Cutie Mark Crusaders have hit another snag: another pony, Featherweight, has earned his Cutie Mark (photography) before them. When Apple Bloom sees a copy of the school’s student-run newspaper, The Foal Free Press, she decides that their next Crusading activity will be joining the paper’s staff. Unfortunately, the last editor has graduated, and the new one is Diamond Tiara, who wishes to expand the paper beyond its humble roots and into a town-wide phenomenon.
The Crusaders briefly consider quitting, but decide to suffer under Tiara’s reign until they have their marks. Sweetie Belle writes an article on Rarity’s latest fashion line, Scootaloo tries to follow a family of baby birds, and Apple Bloom attempts to write down a history of Ponyville, but Diamond Tiara rejects all three and throws them out to find a better story. Fortunately, the three run into Snips and Snails, who have gotten themselves stuck together via bubblegum. Featherweight takes the picture, and the three write a gossip article about the event, signing the column together as “Gabby Gums.”
Diamond Tiara gladly accepts the story, and it becomes a hit amongst the schoolfoals. But when Rarity snoops through Sweetie Belle’s saddlebags and enjoys the paper, the Crusaders realize that they can take things a step further. Together, the three dig up all sorts of horrid and embarrassing secrets – they even find Trixie and get dirt on Princess Celestia – and the paper becomes a hit amongst all of Ponyville, including the Mane 6. Only Twilight is concerned at the effect this will have on the ponies in the story, since Gabby Gums is willing to target anypony.
The three decide to write an interview with Spike, but Diamond Tiara rejects the story in favor of more gossip. Naturally, the next ponies to get slammed are the Mane 6 themselves, who very quickly change their tune once they’re the ones getting embarrassed. Rarity is the only one who doesn’t seem to care…until Gabby Gums prints her diary, at which point she swears death and vengeance. When the others suggest that she ask Sweetie Belle who Gabby Gums is, however, she is offended…until she snoops anyway, and discovers her diary amongst Sweetie Belle’s belongings.
Enraged, Rarity kicks down the door to her workroom, where Sweetie is busy reading. Sweetie tries to defend her actions, but Rarity counters by stating the obvious: would she want her special talent to be making other ponies feel miserable? Sweetie and the others try to quit as a result, but Diamond Tiara brings out her trump card. She had Featherweight take pictures of everything, including the three when they were failing at their initial stories, and if they don’t continue the column, somepony else will, and these pictures will be the first ones used. Desperate to not suffer the same fate they had inflected on the whole town, the Crusaders try to get some more dirt, but the entire town is now onto them and refuse to speak to them…sometimes violently. Even Big Macintosh is so angry that he actually speaks.
Defeated, and with no time left to find anything else, the Crusaders retreat to their clubhouse, in agony over not having their marks. Oh, and the whole “becoming social pariahs” thing is a pain, too. In the end, however, the three finally submit an article, which a desperate Diamond Tiara prints without question. But when she reads the paper later (after stealing it from Dinky), she’s aghast to discover that the column is actually an admission of guilt from the three, as well as the “letter” for the week. They admit that they allowed their newfound fame to get to their heads, but only because it seemed like everypony liked what they were doing. Now they know that gossip can be hurtful, and publicly apologize for everything they’ve done.
An enraged Diamond Tiara plots to print the blackmail material anyway, but is cut off at the pass by Cheerilee. Having realized what was going on (probably because of the last Gabby Gums article), she demotes Tiara to working as a printer, and promotes her accomplice Featherweight to the editor-in-chief position. And all is made right in the world…
Oh, and Celestia loves cake, which means I was actually right about something!
REVIEW:
Back when I did the analysis of Season Two, I listed “Ponyville Confidential” as one of the runners-up for the not-so-good episodes. So when I fired it up again to give it another shot, I sincerely hoped that I had just watched it on a bad day, or was looking at it from the wrong angle. But that turned out not to be the case. While there are some good bits here (it’s a M. A. Larson episode, after all), there’s still a lot of poor writing decisions and technical issues that have to be addressed.
Featherweight is…well…an interesting design. I like that they’re not sticking to the same body types for every single pony, but seriously, he needs to eat something. How those legs hold him up is a riddle for the ages.
The bits where Sweetie and Scootaloo try (and fail) to use the newspaper for everything but its intended use is filler of the filliest quality. This entire scene could have been cut out and nothing would have been lost. Instead, it leaves the two looking like complete idiots, while Apple Bloom is just laughing at their stupidity-induced misery. I did like the newspaper sailing boat, though.
And now we get to the real start of the episode, where I am once again reminded of how angry Cheerilee makes me. For all the talk of her being an awesome teacher, she is so completely blind to what’s going on around her that it’s amazing she was able to get through whatever program Equestria requires before you go into a classroom. Even worse, she doesn’t involve herself in the episode at all, even when it becomes more and more obvious that Diamond Tiara is taking the paper in a very unfriendly, unwelcome direction.
As for Tiara, while I do like that they’re adding to her character a bit, there’s something with her that bothers me the entire episode: the voice acting. For the CMC and Mane 6, everything’s pretty much fine, but everypony else just feels off. Diamond Tiara’s voice is significantly lower this time around, and while this worked when she was five seconds away from wanting pictures of Spider-Mare, it just sounds horribly jarring. And then we get to the rest of the foals, who all sound like they’re in their late 30s to early 40s. The printer’s voice is probably the worst; they were going for an authentic sound, but it’s disconcerting to see something that deep come out of somepony so young.
The whole point of the scene is to establish Tiara’s role as the evil editor. This is a fairly abrupt twist for her, considering that the last time she appeared had her still whining and sniveling like a spoiled brat, but given her father’s role as a businessman it’s understandable that she’d have some of his business savvy. And it’s nice to see the CMC debate whether or not it’s a good idea to run while they still can, although the desire for marks obviously wins in the end. Before I leave, though, I have to say I liked the fat colt (that little fez is just adorable on him), and this scene is probably the funniest Lampshade Hanging on the whole “pony names” issue:
The failed attempts at getting a story are actually pretty good, in that they both set up for the blackmail at the end and showcase the three in a fairly interesting way. Obviously, Sweetie Belle turns to Rarity for news, and gets a taste of her latest fashion idea…which is actually kind of hideous, but in a cute way. Scootaloo’s bit is the only callback to the opening bits, as she goes to the same bird’s nest they had stuffed with newspaper, and I liked how she still can’t fly. Apple Bloom more or less tries to get more Ponyville history, but gets saddled with embarrassing baby photos. And of course, DT throws them out because those wouldn’t hold up an episode, nor are they particularly newsworthy.
Snips and Snails getting stuck in gum was funny enough, especially when you try to figure out how they got in that position to begin with. Now, them getting their fur shaved off…well, that’s what happens when you get gum stuck in your hair like that, but still, it’s not exactly a pleasant sight. Oh, and Cutie Marks can be shaved off. Good to know. I also liked the reasoning behind the “Gabby Gums” pseudonym, as it shows camaraderie between the three even as they try to get their marks.
The CMC just sitting around and waiting for another story was a cute little scene, especially when S&S tried to get their attention with the same gum trick. But then we get to one of the things I will be complaining loudly about later on in this review. Rarity snoops through her little sister’s bags, reads the newspaper, and then shows it to her friends, which gives Sweetie Belle the idea to spread their gossip out over the entire town. I did like the little flick Sweetie gives Rarity’s horn, although that must hurt like heck.
The bit with Pound and Pumpkin throwing a fit in a store, besides being something everyone who’s ever had kids knows about, is mostly just there to establish that Diamond Tiara’s plan to expand the Foal Free Press to the mainstream. The real next important scene is when the Mane 6 are in the spa. Naturally, they’re all completely interested in the gossip, even as Twilight raises the important issue that Gabby Gums doesn’t care who she destroys for a story. The bit with the cucumbers was simultaneously funny and a little disgusting. And of course, the bit with Dash freaking out over ponies touching her hooves was funny, and I liked that you can see Featherweight spying on the scene…
The short scene where the CMC start feeling guilty after their interview with Spike is axed is probably one of the most effective in the episode. The trio acknowledge that they’re feeling guilty about the whole “public humiliation” thing, and do acknowledge that they want to write softer, nicer stories. What hurts it a bit, though, is that Sweetie decides to give them what they want…so they can get their Cutie Marks…which haven’t appeared at all by this point. You know, if your attempt to earn your Special Talent is making you feel deep-seated guilt over your actions, maybe that’s a sign that you should stop. But no, we have to wait for Miss Hypocrite herself to get that message across.
And look, here she is now. Watching the Mane 6 freak out over becoming the latest targets for Gabby Gums’ smear campaign is just poetic justice in and of itself. But again, I can’t say what the underlining issue is until later… Again, though, Rarity is just fine watching her friends’ reputations be ruined…until she gets exposed to. And when she finds out that Sweetie Belle was partially behind this, she calls her the most evil pony ever and kicks down her door…so she can chastise her for doing the same thing Rarity did that started this whole mess.
And from this point on, the episode just goes downhill. Diamond Tiara reveals that she has blackmail material on all three, and will expose them all if they don’t keep up the gossip. But now that the whole town knows who they are, all of the grown adults treat them like they’re the lowest scum. Rainbow Dash dumping rain on them was pointlessly cruel. Twilight erected a force field around her library was just petty. Fluttershy…ugh, I just hated what they did with her here, although I did love Angel slamming the door in their faces. In fact, the only one that did make sense was when AJ gave them the silent treatment and Big Mac chewed them out.
And now we get to what frustrates me so much with this episode. The entire story revolves around the CMC getting caught in a positive feedback loop. They write gossip, ponies love it, so they write more gossip. The ending, however, places all the blame on the CMC while barely even mentioning that the only reason they did any of this is because the other ponies loved watching others get torn down. As Sweetie Belle said, they gave them exactly what they wanted, and they only objected when the crosshairs fell on them. Even when Rarity was explaining that snooping doesn’t feel good, she didn’t sound remorseful; she was angry at Sweetie Belle for doing the same thing she did.
I do like that the CMC didn’t just humiliate Diamond Tiara in the end, but rather just snuck through the apology letter. It showed a great deal of maturity, probably more than the rest of the town’s grown population. And while it’s nice to see Tiara suffer karmic retribution, I can’t say I approve of Featherweight, her accomplice, getting promoted to replace her. It wasn’t like he was sorry, either.
CONCLUSION:
What infuriates me about “Ponyville Confidential” is that it raises an interesting question about gossip and the media, starts building up to an interesting and relatively mature examination of it, and then drops the ball in the last act by turning it into “People who gossip are bad, but those who enjoy watching others suffer do not deserve any of the blame.” Throw in the awful voice work, and you have an episode that just feels rushed. I don’t hate it by any means, but it’s definitely one of my least favorites in Season Two.
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Next time: a happy episode!
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And you gotta love how they punish the foals based on the crime.
indirectly bring forth an Ursa that nearly destroyed the town and killed lots of ponies? Give them a really cool mustache.
Print loads of hurtful gossip because the townsfolk demanded it? Shun the little shits and try to give them ammonia.
Ponyville: Because we're all a bunch of bastards.
Yeah, the mane six weren't really being very mature in this episode. Also... does anyone else get the feel of "child labor" in the news production place? Just... its so dark, and the poor kids are working nonstop...
Yeah, agree with you on most points! I think that Diamond Tiara was just...creepy though... I can't decide whether the different voice is good or bad for this episode...
Somewhat forgetably mediocre, compared to the better episodes. It was an interesting concept though.
Something I kind of wondered about this one -
How did they get an embarrassing photo of Celestia anyway?
It's established that a trip to Canterlot is a fairly long ride, probably a few hours.
Canterlot is a pretty big place, and getting to see the princess is probably a pretty big deal.
So for 3 fillies to get a candid photo of Princess Celestia gobbling down cake -
that must have been a wild adventure of its own!
Cutie Mark Crusaders Unsolicited Photography Squad - YAY!
Yup. Rushed. Very rushed.
I really liked Rarity's lecture she used for Sweetie Bell
Eh, it was an okay episode. It wasn't terrible, but they could have done a lot better.
I disagree, she was just avoiding the Crusaders. A forcefield might be a bit over the top, but I don't think she was being unreasonable.
This episode was just okay in my book. It wasn't all that great, with the Mane 6 being kinda immature throughout it, but it wasn't the worst either. I liked some parts, like when RD was upset with the spa ponies trying to give her a hooficure and Rarity's "Et tu, Sweetie Belle?" near the end.
Were the voices really that bad? I don't remember them being all that jarring on my first watch but then I tend to not focus on the negatives when I watch things for the first time, so that could just be me.
...but that was the entire point. Just a silly montage of silly fillies being silly. Maybe it was filler, but I found it to be of the enjoyable variety. Then again, I never had a problem with the cutie mark obsessed and always comically missing the point CMC of S1. I'm glad they evolved into more three dimensional characters in S2, but I was glad to have a reminder that the original core dynamic is still there.
Maybe it's just a side effect of spending my early years in a private school that had a very hands off, leave the children to be in charge of their own education approach, but I've never had a problem with Cheerilee's teaching methods in this episode. It's nothing like the strictly regimented formulaic public schooling most people are probably used to, but it seems perfectly valid to me, especially when considering the rural and moderately archaic small town setting that is Ponyville.
As to her being blind to Tiara's bulling, that's rather equally true of all the other adults as well, and is a common genre convention in media focused on childhood antics. Portraying the adults as more attentive might be more realistic (although the sad truth is that many parents and teachers really are woefully misinformed about what the children really get up to), but to have them intervene more would ruin most of the dramatic tension. It would be just as bad as if Celestia showed up EVERY episode to fix the problem of the day. So even if it makes the adults look like blind idiots, it's best to let the kids solve their own problems in such episodes. We can just assume that the grown-ups are more responsible and attentive in all the off-screen daily life stuff that would be too boring to make entertaining episodes out of.
Just how newsworthy would one expect stories to be in a grade school newspaper, especially in a land of magical candy colored ponies. Those stories rather struck me as exactly the kind of trivial nonsense that would normally go into such a publication.
I'll agree that could have been better handled. I liked the return of CMC-YAY! style antics early on, but by this point in the story it would probably have been better to show the girls as getting caught up in their own hype rather than feeling guilty but pressing on in spite of it. It would have made them a bit less sympathetic maybe, but would likely have helped better sell the final moral.
I don't see how any of that is a BAD thing. Rarity is self-centered and tells her friends not to overreact because it's all just in "good" fun, then goes full drama queen mode the moment the show is on the other hoof. There is nothing new about any of that. It's all exaggerated for the sake of comedy, but this is exactly the kind of duality I love Rarity for.
Oh come on, that was a classic karmicly comical turnabout, and none of it really seemed all that out of proportion with the characters as established in previous episodes. Rainbow has always been a bit petty, and Fluttershy has always been... sensitive. It may have all been exaggerated for dramatic comedy value, but it wasn't totally OOC.
While true, it doesn't change the fact that the larger blame really does belong to the CMC. The townsfolk are by no means purely innocent victims, but consuming hurtful media is still a significantly lesser offense than producing it in the first place. It might have been nice to get a more holistically spelled out moral out of all this, but I think the subtext reads well enough without the show needing to smack us in the face about it.
The real flaw of the ending to me is that I'm not sure how Tiara ever expected to continue selling papers in a community that had clearly grown resentful of Gabby Gums. Then again by this point distribution had reached as far as Cloudsdale, so maybe the lack of readership in Ponyville wasn't an issue her.
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From just my time in student teaching, I've run into situations where teachers have noticed the bullying, but willfully chose not to report it because it would take up too much of their precious time. I even met one who was actively encouraging kids to target someone he considered a troublemaker, as well as countless parents who tell their kids that it's okay to be a bully, since their victim's obviously a weakling and deserves it. So yeah, I have a very big problem with this trope.
The way I was raised was that it takes two to gossips: one to talk, and one to listen. So while the CMC may have initiated the discussion, it's the other side's fault for listening and encouraging them to keep doing it. That's why I say they should have focused on both sides of the lesson. Perhaps they could have had the Mane 6 read the article first, start feeling guilty over what happened and how badly the Crusaders feel, and then run into the CMC and forgive them.
The way I see it, Diamond Tiara isn't exactly the most forward-thinking of ponies. She was out there to make a quick bit and a name for herself, and she didn't care if she ran the Foal Free Press into the ground to do it. While she has some of her father's business savvy, she lacks the foresight and patience necessary to make a lasting, sustainable business, and if one thing worked, then it always must work. In other words, she has a lot of growing up to do before she can become a real success. And she could also tone down her obviously evil side.
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I can't say you're wrong for taking issue with the way things like this go wrong in the REAL world (I'd agree whole hardly even), but personally my personal pet peeve is when people let REAL world baggage like that spoil perfectly good fantasy entertainment (it's sort of related to that whole the real wild west was a tragedy, but we shouldn't let acknowledging that fact ruin a classic genre setting). When shit like oblivious authority figures happens for real it's tragic, but when it happens in a purely FICTIONAL medium it perfectly okay to just sit back and laugh about. Real life is full of so much depressing shit; being able to step back and appreciate the joke of it all is one of the few tried and true coping mechanisms there is in this world.
Sorry if that all came off a little aggressive and/or preachy.
That's very true, but the formula gets a lot more complex when instead of just two people gossiping with each other in person it is instead filtered through something like a widely distributed medium like a printed publication. Those who choose to read such trash are still wrong, but not nearly as much so as the ones producing the articles are in the first place. When one produces that kind of intentionally hurtful media one is only encouraging the idea that it is okay to pry into other peoples personal affairs.
True, but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun.
I liked the episode okay. I think some moments are. Off as you mentioned but I'd mark it as an okay episode.
I thought the voice acting was okay, I liked the sincere apology letter at the end, and I thought the moral (though weak) was okay.
My biggest complaint though is that there wasn't a reference to L.A Confidential. I'm sorry but if your going to make a reference so blantantly obvious, you need tofollow through with it.
Hush-Hush
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The Crusaders didn't take the pictures, Featherweight did. So his name must be meaningful if he can get to Canterlot and back in such a short time.
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No, what is it?
I completely agree with you. The way they treated the CMC was horrible! They were only little fillies! I understand that there were lies and secrets published in there, but pouring a raincloud on them and putting a force field over your house to keep them out is not a reasonable reaction!