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  • 2 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 3 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 3 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 6 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 8 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Jun
8th
2016

Sex Comedy Idea: "Stiffing the Competition" · 9:45pm Jun 8th, 2016

Freed from having to blend in, male changelings are um... modifying their dongles. I mean, they're augmenting their package. Upgrading their hardware. Improving their penetration devices. Look, they're giving themselves big fancy dicks.

Pony stallions are understandably upset.

I think this is an amazing idea. But it's an idea, not a story. How can I expand upon it to write an actual story? anyone interested in collaborating or taking it for themselves? There could be a lot of angles on this.

But no matter how big their dongle, a changeling still ain't getting anyone pregnant.
In modern society that's seen as a good thing though, isn't it?
Pony stallions are boned, aren't they?

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Shapeshifters.....masters in the bedroom...

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One changeling is 'shopping around', trying to come up with the perfect idea to modify his dick. This requires looking at a lot of changeling dicks, which leads to awkward and potentially hi-larious situations. Do changelings care about no homo? Do I look like I'm writing this story? Anyway, it's all about penis envy writ large and caught up in artist block-style angst.

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Do I look like I'm writing this story?

Maybe you could somehow put a Twilestia spin on it. Maybe Twilight's a futaling. I know how you love Twilestia.

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4009760 Actually I came up with a gimmicky story idea today, and decided to make it a twilestia story, because it will actually work well. Not the poop one. That's something else.

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I'll make a note not to shun it out of hand when it shows up.

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