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MrAskAPirate


Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

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  • 293 weeks
    Under the category of 'Too Perfect Not To Share'...

    For all you Dazzlings fans:

    Stare at this...

    While listening to this...



    ... Right? Right?!


    EDIT: artist is raika0306.

    9 comments · 490 views
  • 384 weeks
    Whoops; almost forgot mah hat...

    Nope; still don't fit right...

    Just got back from a week-long cruise in the western Caribbean. Sounds great right? :ajsmug:

    Too bad I'm built for cold weather and spent most of it drenched in sweat, :raritydespair:

    2 comments · 545 views
  • 390 weeks
    Star Trek Nerd Porn

    Hell of a blog title, right?

    Dat aft.

    1 comments · 569 views
  • 391 weeks
    New... uh, what is this thing? Story? Collection? Thing. New Thing!

    So long story short I got tired of having lots of ideas that weren't really enough to be stories on their own. I've seen lots of folks post up 'scrap book' style collections of whatever dribbles out of their minds and onto the page, so I figured 'why not?'

    GENTLEMEN; BEHOLD!!

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    1 comments · 584 views
  • 392 weeks
    That Followup Blog That I Said I Would Do But Never Did... Until Now

    Okay, so back when More than Meets the Ear wrapped up I said I would shortly be posting a followup blog, right?

    ... Yeah, we all know that didn't happen. Real life got in the way, yadda yadda; I'll spare you all the details. Nobody cares about my personal life (sometimes not even me, :twilightoops:).

    So!

    That was a hell of a thing, wasn't it?

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    7 comments · 724 views
Jun
8th
2016

What the... how did... HUH?! · 4:57am Jun 8th, 2016

:rainbowhuh:

... What's wrong Rainbow?

:rainbowhuh: You... wait, did you just... post an update?

Uh... Yeah. Yeah, I did.

:rainbowhuh: Seriously?

Yes; seriously. Why are you acting all weirded out?

:rainbowderp: Well... it's been so long we kinda thought you were, y'know... dead or something. Guess I owe AJ ten bits.

Wait, what? You were betting on me being dead and none of you actually even bothered to check and find out?

:applejackunsure: Sorry, sugarcube; things've been a mite busy 'round the farm lately.

I thought Twilight and Rarity helped you get rid of all those dumb rituals that were slowing you down?

:fluttershyouch: I, um...I wanted to, but your house is kind of scary. I'm sorry.

For the last time, we were doing a cosplay test run; my brother in law doesn't normally look like that...

:duck: The last few months have been dreadfully busy for myself as well, darling. Opening stores in Canterlot and Manehatten has proven quite exhausting.

Isn't that what you hired Sassy Saddles and Coco Pommel for? And wait, doesn't your Manehatten store have like, six or seven employees if you count the racoons?

:twilightblush: I've been kind of busy trying to teach Starlight Glimmer about the Magic of Friendship. Don't really want the mare who nearly destroyed the world six or seven times over to have some kind of megalomaniacal relapse, hehe.

... Okay, you get a pass.

:pinkiehappy:

... I don't even want to know.

:pinkiegasp:

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NO. WAY.:pinkiegasp:

Is it complete? :unsuresweetie:

Enjoy undeath then.

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Nope; two more chapters to go, although I'm hoping to get them done a bit faster than it took for this one. (Real life suuuuuuuuucks; never grow up, kids, :raritydespair:)

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Sounds rough, :applejackunsure:

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Oh, Jontron, :facehoof:

Oh, and congrats for getting it featured right after the update went up!

Busy on the farm? You don't know the half of it. :raritywink: :ajsmug:

*MAS Pinkie voice* YOU HAVE OFFENDED PINKIE! yas. FOR THIS, YOU WILL PAY!

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