The Language of Flowers is so AWESOME!!!

If you guys haven't used this shit to declare your love for one another, you need to start now! You know what grass means? GAYYYYY love and submission I'm going to pick up some grass and throw it at the next girl I like that's what I'm gonna do. Look at this shit you know what it means?
Endurance. I've seen couples go through major shit storms but love still pulls through. The crap they've been through can go fuck a cactus. Kind of describes Pizza and me.
And these? These are forget me nots. My personal favorite. They mean true love. Look at how blue these little shits are! I know what's going in my wedding bouquet.

Garlic means courage and strength mmm nothing turns me on more than a mouth full of courage and strengh. Isn't that right, Pizza? Now this one's for the ladies, specifically ladies that like other ladies. You may have heard that queer women give their girlfriends violets, right? Blue ones mean faithfulness and white ones mean let's take a chance on happiness.

Last but not least, spider flowers. The name sounds gross but they actually look pretty cool

Guess what these fuckers mean? Let's elope. I can just imagine some dumb teens running away together and one gives the other a spider flower and the other is all like "That's a wonderful idea!" These are a few examples of the language of flowers and you should look at more; it's really fascinating! I hope you guys have had a lovely day!