Yellow Colt: "This taste terrible! It's hard and spiky!" Brown Colt: "You know you just bit into a tea kettle right?"" Yellow Colt: *runs to bathroom spitting and screaming* Green Mare: "That'll be 20 bits for the kettle."
"And you know what they call Cheese Sandwich in Prance?" "They don't call him Cheese Sandwich?" "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know who the buck Cheese Sandwich is." "Then what do they call him?" "They call him Royale with cheese." "Royale with cheese. What do they call Big Mac?" "Well, Big Mac's Big Mac, but they call him le Big-Mac." "Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha."
3965211 When Pinkie Pie began marketing her new Mini Party Cannon, she neglected to install a safety or include a warning about not setting it off in other ponies' faces.
You won't believe how long it took me to see the incongruity here.
"Where's the briefcase?"
3964831 It looks like both their cutie marks are briefcases.
"It was a hoof massage. A hoof massage is nothing. I give my mother a hoof massage."
Yellow Colt: "This taste terrible! It's hard and spiky!"
Brown Colt: "You know you just bit into a tea kettle right?""
Yellow Colt: *runs to bathroom spitting and screaming*
Green Mare: "That'll be 20 bits for the kettle."
"And you know what they call Cheese Sandwich in Prance?"
"They don't call him Cheese Sandwich?"
"No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know who the buck Cheese Sandwich is."
"Then what do they call him?"
"They call him Royale with cheese."
"Royale with cheese. What do they call Big Mac?"
"Well, Big Mac's Big Mac, but they call him le Big-Mac."
"Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha."
Ok, now someone has to take that entire movie and animate it in this style. I may need to learn to draw. A lot.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BULLED A PULP FICTION REFERENCE AND I TOTALLY IGNORED IT.
Welp. I'm gonna go keel myself.
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"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know because I wouldn't eat the motherfucker."
I bet they came here cause they couldn't get to that new bugler please
I love how their clothes suggest that they just finished scrubbing some guy's brains off the backseat of a carriage.
3965203 I think your autocorrect is broken.
3965211 When Pinkie Pie began marketing her new Mini Party Cannon, she neglected to install a safety or include a warning about not setting it off in other ponies' faces.
In The Heat Of The Night reference?
3965960 Guess again.
I think that waitress liked that pony's sideburns.