huh · 5:09pm May 20th, 2016
wat.
Really?
It must have been a real slow day for fimfiction. I didn't even put the fic in any groups because I didn't have any main fetishes to highlight. Mind you, I wrote this way back in December/November/I don't give a fuck. This feels- Wow. Out of all the fics- I don't even-
Look I'm going through my backlog. Posting all the crap I decide not to post when I was on my perfectionist high horse. So um, that's a thing. I'm not really back. I'm less back when I said I was back way back in April. I just hit a block with my original work and needed a break.
In other words, I'm shit-posting. Gloriously shit-posting.
Fuck, I should have done this sooner if this was all it took to get in the featurebox. I'm never going to get in it again. Fifteen minutes of fame, people! It feels a lot more hollow than I thought it would.
And then this happens. All these new readers, unaware of how often I drop a work!?
For shame, feature box. For shame, getting these folks hopes up.
Look I'm not making any promises about updating. That shit doesn't work. I might do it, I might not. The only reason why I haven't been on is because my old laptop went and croaked.
And let me say hello. I'm Glitter Grenade and I write fetishy shit. Here's what you can expect:
If I write Luna/Nightmare Moon, it's gonna have some femdom elements. And I write my Luna to be slightly more abrasive than my Celestia. If I write Celestia, it's a fifty/fifty split between Celestia being dommed or meaningless fluff. And I write my Celestia to be aloof and queenly cold.
That's how I write my ladies. Deal with it.
But why am I in the featurebox? Why for this fic?
It must have been a slow day.
It's true, only shit gets inside of the featurebox.
Did I do good, Chuck Tingle?!
That's all you need to say. Followed.
Considering the site has been slowly losing hits for months, it always a slow day.
Honestly, you could spit in the corner and it would hit the box.
I like your style.
But Luna on human rape is quite hot.
*Quietly waits for fic to fall out of the featurebox.*
For real.
Celebrate with a new chaper?
Well that's depressing :(
3959309 you better have something that's good at passing the time because that story doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon.