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Fallen Prime


An enigma as vexing as life itself.

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  • 42 weeks
    Where I'm at now.

    I couldn't tell you why I still have a FIMFiction tab open on my browser, and I can't even tell you the last time I clicked onto it. I think it's realistic that posting this is the last major activity I'll grant the site.

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  • 119 weeks
    Ten years today.

    According to the info blurb beside my name, this is the ten-year anniversary of this account. And to think, this all started with me doing self-insert riffs on bad MLP fiction. And now I've got two finished stories under my belt, a crossover atrophying in a forgotten corner, and two other projects completely pony-unrelated I've finally put some words down for*. And also the last vestiges of my

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  • 124 weeks
    F/F/T3K19 THE SORTA FINAL

    Last month's riff is complete. Enjoy.

    This month, we're finally, finally finishing that riff of a riff we started god knows how long ago. We've spliced in a tiny Christmas story in there too.

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  • 128 weeks
    F/F/R3K19 11/8: Beginning of the end(-ish).

    Last month's romp has been adequately stomped. Enjoy.

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  • 133 weeks
    F/F/T3K19 10/4: When the pasta is creepy.

    Alright, we didn't exactly intend to slow down quite this much quite yet, but that's how we're gonna roll now. Here's last month's riff.

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Sep
2nd
2012

FP Riffs: Rarity's Generous Plan, Part Three · 3:49am Sep 2nd, 2012

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I hope you appreciate what I do for you people. It isn’t always easy, and in cases like this, it isn’t always fun.
Alright, let me expand a little on that. For those not in the know, the simplest way to piss me off in an MLP fanfic is to mishandle and destroy Pinkie Pie’s character. There are several stories with gargantuan fanbases that fall into this trap, and I hate all of them for it. Well, that among other, more valid and glaring reasons.
This chapter... this chapter is the bane of my existence.
Well, enough chit-chat. “Rarity’s Generous Plan,” chapter three. Pinkie Pie.

Read the full riff here. Ugh.

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Comments ( 7 )

Seeing as I was there for the later part of your riff, you already know how I feel about...that chapter.

In short, it made me feel like this:
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Dear god...



That picture is very easy to masturbate to.

329233 Anything to help set the mood, I guess.

329201 Hey Glitchy!:pinkiehappy:
Can you please explain to me what in the holy name of fuck is that picture supposed to be of? Thanks.

-Terry:scootangel:

329966 It looks like the mane six melting together. Painfully.

329995>>329998 Okay, it kinda looks like Gum Head from Silent Hill. images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb58378/silent/images/a/a9/OldGumHead.png
Oh, and great job by the way, Prime. Very entertaining. At least you can take in the cold comfort fact that you're halfway done with the story. Ugh, Rainbow Dash's will be brutal.

-Terry:scootangel:

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