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May
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Inspiring Caption · 11:38am May 10th, 2016

Just a little pony-themed motivator for everyone, courtesy of the Magic: the Gathering site.

(Ormendahl is an archdemon. His color scheme would go great with Sombra. And yes, there's a joke to be made about humans getting a special boost out of Equestrian magic.)

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The real question is why Ormendahl would bother with a horse when he has those bigass wings.

And yes, there's a joke to be made about humans getting a special boost out of Equestrian magic.

"Trample" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.

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No one said he's "riding" it on the ground. Maybe that +3/+3 has something to do with his equine meat-shield and the curiously horse-shaped payloads he's delivering from above.

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He's just swinging it around like a flail, maybe. That makes sense. +3 power because he can bludgeon you with a horse, +3 toughness because you had to dodge a goddamn horse just to hit Ormendahl.

Play it on Dwarven Pony. "A pony can ride a horse!"

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Potential story title: The Profane Prince's Pummeling Pony

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Pretty sure there's a Gravity Falls meme for that.

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"My name is Dense Skull, and my special talent is being a melee weapon for evil given flesh. This is my friend Ormendahl. Don't mind him if he starts going on about enslaving your souls and devouring your loved ones, he does that sometimes."

But does it give horsemanship?

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Finally, someone asks the important questions

It's as if they read this site or something.

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