• Member Since 10th Oct, 2011
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Davesknd


I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

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  • 353 weeks
    Tails of Equestria - They finally made one!

    As my dear "readers" (or rather waiters,,, sorry, I am working on stuff, I promise) may have noticed, I like RPGs. I even wrote an entire chapter as an RPG, for goodness sake! Now, the good people at "River Horse" (love the name already) managed to talk Hasbro into making an official MLP RPG called "Tails of Equestria".
    I got the book today and I just finished it... here are my thoughts:

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    6 comments · 612 views
  • 369 weeks
    Let's talk about Zelda *BotW Spoilers*

    So... you might have noticed that I have been a tad quiet lately. Well, work is an inverse b'tch as it pays me to get screwed over and over again.
    Jokes aside, I want to vent a little and I thought the best way to do that is to write about something that I love: Zelda

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    0 comments · 436 views
  • 395 weeks
    RPGs You Should Try

    Recently one of my friends and me got into a bit of a quarrel about the state of modern RPGs. While he thinks that RPGs are at their lowest with D&D 5, the new 7th Sea being disappointing and FF games losing Warhammer, I personally think that we are in an golden age of Roleplaying with sites like DriveThruRPG and the like allowing us to find games that would have never seen publishing alone.

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    7 comments · 614 views
  • 399 weeks
    WORST EPISODE EVER!!!

    Seriously? 11 Int for a "Turn into root vegetable" spell?
    That's heavy transmogrify and at least level 5 in 3.5 and maybe 4 in Pathfinder. That needs a 15 or 14 Int! Even more if untrained!
    And Captain Wuss should get a save!
    GOD!
    0 out of 5 stars
    No points
    Terrible episode!

    (PS: Can someone please recommend a decent neurosurgeon? I need someone to get these writers out of my head!!!)

    1 comments · 431 views
  • 403 weeks
    OH GOD!

    They made a pony version of ME!
    It finally happened! They just forgot the glasses... GET OUT OF MY HEADS, WRITERS! AND WHERE CAN I GET A BONDAGE BODY PILLOW LIKE THAT?

    1 comments · 404 views
May
7th
2016

10 Minutes in and I'm already tired · 8:35pm May 7th, 2016

I begin the episode, it seems harmless and cute then the title comes up *David Polsky* NEMESIS! and we have a problem. Instant Spike abuse and we completely recycle the flashback of Hurricane Fluttershy, just with Rainbow. Only this time, I am supposed to believe that a professional air-squadron gives a complete rookie a new formation to learn in 2 day and interacts on the level of grade-school bullies.
GOD! POLSKY! I am so tired of your crap!


And don't come to me with the twist at the end! There is a difference between affectionate name-calling and being bullies. And they were the latter for the whole episode without explaining how things are done. That's not how it works.

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