A Very Special Birthday · 5:11pm May 3rd, 2016
Today is May 3rd. This means it's the one, the only, Pinkie Pie's birthday! (Yes this is the canon date.)
Won't you celebrate it with her today?
All ponking is permitted today. Wherever you are, just ponk. Ponk right now, you buncha faggots.
While you're at it, eat some damn sugary treats. Or chocolate. Cake. Whatever. Eat something yummy!
Also use this special occasion to remember that Pinkie has the best ass out of all the Mane 6. This is undisputed fact.
And she's really fucking cool and could wreck your shit in a second but she doesn't because she's super nice too. Faggot.
Look how cute she is. She's also devilishly sexy too but let's keep this clean for her sake. (Nobody's cucking me out of her either.)
Told you she could wreck your shit. But more importantly...
Remember she's my waifu. Mine. Nobody else is allowed to have her. You can be friends, sure, but at the end she'll come back to me. Not you. I've got a natural advantage because she'd think my hair is amazing. So fug you.
Even more importantly though, just have a good day today, y'hear?
NOW. Discuss Pinkie for both my amusement and her pleasure. What is your favorite thing about Pinkie, favorite moment, expression, fanfic, whatever! Everybody PONK.
-JaketheGinger
P.S. This wouldn't be complete with the best version of Pinkie ever.
How is this the canon date?
Ah, according to Twitter and Facebook... nu.
Cool photos. Happy birthday Pinkie Pie eat lots of cake and have lots of fun too.
As luck would have it, Valcron just expressed my optimal ponkery better than I could right here.
Super sweet pinkie pie is awesome.