The Search for King Sombra or Adventures in Gameloft's My Little Pony, part 3 - Flirt Alert! · 6:02am May 3rd, 2016
Annnndddd...he's off and running. Askre had warned me his Sombra tends to just keep to one corner in Canterlot, near his castle (can you imagine the King of Shadows being SHY?). I sure as HELL can't, lol!
So, is my Sombra shy? Turns out no. He's more like this:
Which I LOVE! I mean, if he were to be shy, it'd give me nothing to write about, right?
Yep, he's showin' off those guns to every chick, er, mare in Canterlot. I mean EVERY DAY, NON STOP, and so far except for that silly-ass Astro Pony who looks like a wimp, Sombra is the only stallion in town, so he's getting ALL the action.
Want proof, you say? Well, ur, there's this...
Just look at that smug mug!
...and this...
guess Twilight's forgiven him for trapping her in that crystal hamster cage back in the Empire
...and THIS!
well, that's the balance of the Elements of Harmony collected (literally)
Wait...is that Twilight's Mom in the background in that last blackmail shot?!? Geeze, Twilight, you gonna share the King of Shadows with your mother? I don't know whether to be shocked or laugh my ass off. Where is your father, for Celestia's sake?!? For that matter, where is Celestia?
She's missing out on the party, you know.
Next week: dangerous liaisons behind Canterlot Inn!
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I know, right???
I can't understand why my Sombra is so shy, he just does not move out of that one corner everytime I play the game, I see him interact with ponies that come to him and occasionally he ventures a little bit outside his usual area but he really rarely does. I'm thinking it could be the placement of where he lives and works, the ponies do seem to not venture far away from either place, I'm just too lazy to be changing it.
Sombra, you flirt
Some guys get all the girls! Not that I'm jealous or anything.
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Haha, Askre, you just gottta get them out more. Poke 'em with a stick. Let me know if you get up the ambition to rearrange things and if it helped.
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Hehe, hence the blog name, "flirt alert". I guess he's making up for a thousand years of being, ur, inactive
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LMAO! You are TOTALLY jealous, Tale Weaver. ADMIT IT!