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xjuggernaughtx


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May
2nd
2016

Integral To The Plot · 3:59pm May 2nd, 2016

You know, it sure is good that they got rid of the Elements of Harmony and gave the girls Rainbow Power. Man, the number of times it's saved their skin. I've lost count.

So integral.

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Well, there was that time when Luna was having a nightmare? Clearly when NMM returns you need EoH+. I mean, if the EoH alone were enough, she wouldn't have turned back!

Personally, I'm wondering if Twilight's castle revoked her holomap privileges after the time travel incident.

Man, I feel like the writers of this show are so confused now. They're just like "What do we do next?"

"Uh. UhUh. DISCORD. nailed it. Next season. "

3913100 Sounds like Nightmare Moon operates on video game logic. You beat her, then you have to beat her again, but at a harder difficulty, thus Elements of Hamony +.

3913104 I'd think it would be more concerned with her creepy "Stalking Ponies in Bushes" incident. I mean, at least she was the victim of the time travel...

Crystal Castle: Moral Authority of Equestria.

Great, now I'm imagining that monstrosity with a cape.

3913111 That's unfortunately how I feel about Starlight. She's just basically a retread of what they've already done, so it feels like they are trying some characterization slight of hand with me.

"Well, we princessed Twilight, so we need a new pony who doesn't understand things. What do we do now, Brain?"

"What we always do, Pinkie. We reform a villain."

"NARF!"

Buy our toys!

3913130 But see, that's what I think is confusing. Wouldn't it sell a lot more Rainbow Power toys if they, you know, used it from time to time? Or does the little girl toy market turn over so often that anything they even passingly show on the cartoon sells?

3913135
Clobbering ponies with the rainbow of friendship, generated from either amulets or indwellng harmony power, has been done enough times at enough critical junctions that I'm not sure how often they can keep doing it without people calling them out even more on the rehash.

And the black fact is that you can probably sell more toys by redesigning the whole character than by using the same character model with a new accessory. Possibly the original "amulet" idea was intended to leave the door open for full-size wearable merch, but when that failed to materialize, along with so many other slow pitches the toy department got (it seriously took them until AFTER THE LIBRARY WAS DESTROYED to come out with a remotely proper library play set) I guess they just decided to concentrate on their core brand, to wit, horrible dolls with ridiculous hair.

3913158 I don't really mind them getting rid of the Elements. It's the replacing them with something else and never using that new thing that bugs me. I'd love to see the sales figures on the new Rainbow Power ponies. My gut says they didn't do that well comparatively, and that's one of the reasons we've never seen it again. However, I have nothing to base that off of, so I'm probably wrong.

But still, how awesome would an episode or two have been with the girls exploring the morality of using the magic of friendship to smite enemies? I'd have loved to see them put them away because of the weird contradiction it creates.

3913186 Eh. I used it for a story. Screw the rest :P

3913246 I imagine that story is just Rarity looking in a mirror and crying. Flanking her, the other girls try to tell her that it's not so bad.

But Rarity won't have any of it. She knows.

3913117
But which stalking ponies in bushes incident? There has been more than one at this point.

3913476 That's what I'm getting at. Once or twice? Sure, a castle can let that slide. Three or more times? Well, I'm afraid a responsible medieval structure has to step in and revoke some privileges at that point.

3913158

Clobbering ponies with the rainbow of friendship, generated from either amulets or indwellng harmony power, has been done enough times at enough critical junctions that I'm not sure how often they can keep doing it without people calling them out even more on the rehash.

They've been doing Rainbow of Doom for well over 30 years now, so I wouldn't go holding your breath on that one...

What, you mean you didn't run out and buy the special glasses that let you see rainbows in the gamma spectrum? Dude, they've been blasting, like, everyone with Rainbow Power this season, but the rainbows (and the pony design changes) are only visible with the special glasses.

The manticore not biting Trixie in half? Invisible Rainbow Power. Powering up Spike so he could rescue the unconscious Ember from the water? Invisible Rainbow Power. Maud getting the party cannon back from the trader? Invisible Rainbow Power. Celestia and Luna blasting stormclouds apart to save the Crystal Empire? Invisible Rainbow Power that was so badass it bled over into the visible spectrum.

3914310 but if i look at you with these special glasses, will i still see an affable orange pegasus? :trixieshiftright:

3914375 he knows

soon
the chromatic chains burn
the shackles of form weaken
soon Well, duh! :twilightsmile:
freedom is near
devour the light
soon
soon

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