Hate Mail

This has been a pretty rough week for me. I'm changing cities in a few days, which is stressful enough already. On top of that, I've gotten viciously sick, spilled a secret I probably should have kept to myself, had Our Equestria shot down by EQD for its labyrinthine mess of character introductions, lost someone close to me over something stupid, came second in a card game, and had a visit from some destructive entities with some high-level boss names. I'm practically twitching with frustration right now.

So, to cool off a bit, I thought I'd kick back and read some hate mail.

Hate mail? you ask, because this is my blog and you ask whatever I darn well want you to. But why would anyone want to send such a talented and, if I do say so myself, heart-flutteringly charming writer hate mail? Well, prepare to have your fears assuaged, my kind and surprisingly well-spoken friend, because these messages aren't for me. They're for my daughter. Yes, my amalgamation of the Element of Magic with the god of justice, the so-called "Twilight Yagami" and her cohort FlutterMisa of Death Note: Equestria fame have garnered quite a lot of hate over the past few months. Combined, the pair's acts have inspired both awe and anger in others, and when the Internet gets angry... Warning, foul language ahead. Also, spoilers.

By the by, I also recently released a new episode of the ongoing Somepony who loves you saga, a short and extremely dark story about zombies. Check it out if you haven't already.

is it bad that after reading I desperately want Discord to come and continually rape Twilight and Fluttershy with their own torn-off and partially digested limbs? for all eternity? while stuffing the remains of their best friends down their throats with shit-covered barbed wires?
-The Wandering Magus

OK. Twilight is now a complete monster. Seriously? You made me hate Twilight (at least in this fic). No way around it, she will not be alive in the end, I presume. I hope.
-food food food

is it bad after reading that I want Discord to win in a curbstomp and grind Twilight's face into the ground for all eternity? While flaying her alive? with her own horn?
-wanderingmagus

Twilight better die by the end of this.
-DivineGlory

For the first time ever i want to mercilessly beat fluttershy. Sweetie belle was a child. A CHILD
-sockpuppetman

I absolutely, 100% despise Twilight. I hate her, I hate her way of thinking, how she's a hypocrit, how she's detestible, how she has so easily forgotten what it means to be friends and is so willing to throw away Equestria's greatest defense, the Elements of Harmony, for the sake of having the power of the Death Note. Hate her, hate her, hate her, want her to burn on a pike.
-JakeHeritagu

By the power bestowed upon me as Chairman of the Coalition of Ordered Governments, I, Richard Radical Prescott sentence Twilight Sparkle to death by tickling!
-Radical Prescott

Twilight's a massive cunt in this fic.
-EquestrianAnarchist

In the original Death Note, I sided with Light, but Twilight deserves death for what she did to Pinkie!
-tellytoy

Well shit. This fic started with Twilight being far more sympathetic than Light; now she's, incredibly, far worse.
-MyCutieMarkisaGUN

"Did he just kill an innocent pony for saying bad things about me? That’s not what I do! That’s not what I stand for!"
CHAPTER TEN, YOU LAVENDER CUNT
-MyCutieMarkisaGUN (2X combo)

"Up until now, Kira’s never killed anypony except those who’ve committed crimes and those who’ve tried to find him."
WHAT THE FUCK DID PINKIE PIE DO, YOU LAVENDER CUNT?!?!
-MyCutieMarkisaGUN (3X combo)

I love how THAT LAVENDER CUNT was in as much disbelief about the 2nd Kira's identity as we were
-MyCutieMarkisaGUN (4X combo)

I'm officially ready to call Kira Twilight the most hateable villain in the whole fanficdom. Sunny Days is a child? Good. God. I did not catch that. Kira Twilight deserves to be hogtied and dropped off in the basement of a Cupcakes Pinkie with a "Tastes like chocolate!" note attached. Then afterwards - to paraphrase the late great hate-filled anti-semite Dr. Khalid Muhammed - REVIVE HER WITH NECROMANCY AND KILL HER A-GOD-DAMN-GAIN, BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DIE HARD ENOUGH.
-MyCutieMarkisaGUN (5X combo)

Comments

[Pillbug]

*laughs ass off* There would be half-literate morons with little appreciation for good writing. There would be.

[QueenieChryssie]

What is going on here,,,?

[MonolithiuM]

EquestrianAnarchist basically sums up everyone's gripes in one shot.

[Mindblower]

@OE, I hate to say I told you so, but...

Anyway, hate to hear you're feeling down. If you want, I'd be more than willing to lose to you in a card game. Or better yet, help you ship-shape up OE so that it gets the press all of your stories deserve.

Also, hilarious hate mail is hilarious. (pst... Twilight deserves it)