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Apr
12th
2016

[Metacritic Monday] Super Mario Maker · 3:23pm Apr 12th, 2016

Play my levels, lol.

Hello everyone! My name is SuperKamek and welcome back to another episode of "Metacritic Monday", where I bitch and complain about people who bitch and complain. Wow! Created on yet again a Tuesday! Will I ever make this show on Monday? Will this just continue being a running gag in this show? I don't fuckin' know! Ask Stephen Hawking or something.

Please, please, PLEASE take note that I will not be ripping apart reviews that are actually legit. If someone dislikes a game for a reason, I'm all okay with that. What I'm NOT okay with is false information, like those stupid "0/10" reviews you find sometimes. Also take note that this is for entertainment and comedy purposes only, so I will be exaggerating a few points I make. So, without further ado, let's delve into Metacritic Monday!


Holy shit. Super Mario Maker, eh? I cannot express the amount of joy I have had with this game. From designing my own Mario courses to playing (and failing miserably at) them with some pizza and some friends, I've enjoyed this game through and through. HA! Just joking! I don't actually HAVE friends! April fools!

Wait, that was weeks ago? Fuck...

Whatever. We have an episode to get underway. Apparently this guy doesn't really have a creative mind, and he must be venting his frustration out on us. So grab your hardhats and prepare for extreme rage, because we're delving right into probably the best Wii U game on the market right now!


What does this guy have to say?

Super Mario Maker cant really be considered a game but more Nintendo trying to squeeze a couple more pounds from the big plumber. This laziness shows in lack of lack of freedom and gets boring fast. the community don't help either as most levels are extremely difficult and consist of hundreds of enemies and a secret hidden block so the creator can publish it. Or you stand still and watch Mario bounce from spring to spring until he reaches the flag. If you think that sounds fun be my guest pick it up but prepare to play most of the game with out touching the game pad

Well, let's just get right to it then, shall we?

Super Mario Maker cant really be considered a game

but more Nintendo

It always loops back to the big N, eh?

Then again, after all the shady shit they've been doing lately, I don't blame you.

trying to squeeze a couple more pounds from the big plumber.

I get you're trying to make a "deep metaphor" or some shit like that, but it just... y'know...

...the fuck does that mean?

This laziness

Oh yeah, laziness from everyone making a fucking customization game and managing over 4 million courses on a daily basis. Clearly Nintendo is the new Snorlax! :rainbowlaugh:

shows in lack of lack of freedom and gets boring fast.

A lack of freedom... in a creation game.

...seems legit to me!

the community don't help either

Faulting the game for the community is one thing, but faulting a community that LITERALLY has no way of communicating with each other besides with small comments? Uh... Wait, what?

as most levels are extremely difficult

and consist of hundreds of enemies

Your point? Leave my Goomba cannons out of this!

and a secret hidden block so the creator can publish it.

The game makes a straight rule that a course can't be published unless there was a way for the creator to finish it.

This just means you suck at the game. :rainbowlaugh:

Or you stand still and watch Mario bounce from spring to spring until he reaches the flag.

Now this is actually something I can agree with.

"Auto Mario" levels, as they're called, are an annoying problem that distract you from playing some really good and challenging levels. I get that people worked really hard on them and whatever, but what's the fun in just getting through a level that looks flashy but is just a bore? There is none, that's what.

If you think that sounds fun be my guest pick it up

Oh...

Oh, okay, well... Thank you for your opinion and I'm glad you had a change of hea-

but prepare to play most of the game with out touching the game pad


And that concludes today's Metacritic Monday! Did you enjoy the show? If so, leave a comment down below! Also, what are your thoughts on Super Mario Maker? Like it? Hate it? Really you choice, I won't blame you if you hate it. But still, Super Mario Maker is one of the best Mario games I've played in a while! It doesn't quite top Super Mario Galaxy, but it comes pretty damn close!

And don't worry; not every course is an Auto Mario level. :rainbowlaugh:

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Comments ( 12 )

Play his levels
1. They are nice and (mostly) fair challenges
2. It can't be that I hold the world record in each of them (and in half of them I'm the only one who won)

I think he meant pounds as in British pounds

3865402
Well, that's pretty true. :rainbowlaugh:

3865434 In the pounds from the plumber bit you quoted.

trying to squeeze a couple more pounds from the big plumber.

3865433
Your profile is my hall of fame:rainbowdetermined2::rainbowlaugh:

I should send you a miiverse friend request:scootangel:

At least he didn't try claiming the game was racist like other people did. :applejackunsure:

3865496
I...

...wat? How? :applejackconfused:

3865772 Unless its a play on words on how chubby Mario generally is, though I´m guessing its British Pounds. At least I think England still used Pounds. I could be wrong, and maybe they´ve changed to Euros

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