Oh look, now I do requests! · 6:08pm Apr 3rd, 2016
Actually, it's free. And no, I don't give advice. I'm the one who needs advice, for Celestia's sake!
Just because I like the idea and I like being given ideas by other people who don't think the same way I do, I'm open for requests now! Go the my 'Future Plans' post, where you now can see what the fuck I'm doing next and see my rules for requests! There's three slots open for now, just as a test, so, yep, read my little rules and shoot me with your best! Now, have cute Ponka while you go gimme your ideas:
You could write a bisexual love triangle between Applejack, Fluttershy and Chuck Norris!
And, like, Chuck Norris is transported to Equestria when he roundhouse kicks that sacred white buffalo who the Native Americans believe is going to usher in a new era of world peace in the head. And he and Applejack bond over their cowboyness, and he and Fluttershy bond over their mutual ability to communicate with and psychically command animals as demonstrated in Walker: Texas Ranger.
Though that's sort of getting into the plot of my Walker: Equestrian Ranger story.
Oh, and then Batman arrives and kills Princess Celestia's old friend Superman and eats his heart so as to gain Superman's great powers and then flies up into the air to have man-sex with Chuck Norris for several hours.
That would be a good story idea