On Boredom

I saw a terrifying thing, a thing that scared me more than anything I have seen in the worst horror films...

Why does this scare me? I love boredom. Boredom is when my brain explores all the wonderful ideas and plots for stories. It is when I can relax from this world and live in the universe I want to. It is when I create.

If Tumblr wishes to make me never bored again, then I hereby declare war on Tumblr. Let each of my chapters be my ammunition and my creativity be my military-industrial complex... okay, so my metaphors aren't quite on track, but hay, boredom is my fuel, you have no right to take it from me, Tumblr.