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I'm a Scotsman who likes to write stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. (Discord Server)

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  • Saturday
    First Chapter Of New Story

    I've started work on another Anonymous in Equestria story; it's a multi-chapter job, and I won't be releasing it until it is actually finished. I've got it all planned out, though; as long as I can find the time in my hectic December schedule, it should be the last story I release this year.

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  • Friday
    Discord Server (UPDATED)

    I've edited this post somewhat since the last time, hence why it's showing up as 'new.'

    I've recreated my old Discord server, which you can find here if you're interested; if Discord is already open on your computer, it'll pop up the invite there.

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  • 1 week
    Happy Thanksgiving!

    UPDATE (02/12/19): It lasted a bit longer than normal, but the Black Friday sale is now over.

    Just a quick blog to wish my American followers a Happy Thanksgiving.

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  • 3 weeks
    My First New Story Since January!

    [Romance] [Slice of Life]

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  • 7 weeks

    That is all.

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Q&A Round 21 - The Answers! · 9:34pm Mar 24th, 2016

No, it's not time to party — it's time to answer some questions!

Well, it will be after the break. I don't want to spam your News Feed, after all. :twilightsheepish:

As always, questions are answered in the order in which they were received.


1. Hey Geo did you and your wife have problems naming your kids?

Geo: Oh my God, you would not believe how hard it was to name them.
Twilight: He's right, it was much more difficult than I thought. It wasn't even us who came up with the names in the end, it was Spark Plug.
Spark Plug: I did indeed! (Pause) Hey, that reminds me. Geo, you still owe me a cider or two.

2. Ace do you have the tech to make a pop-tart machine gun?

Ace: What kind of question is that? Of course I have the tech to make one. Hell, I actually did it a few weeks ago, see?
(He points at the device in question, which is rapidly firing Pop-Tarts into Pinkie's open mouth.)

3. Flash you ever read the book She's just not into you?

(There is a long pause before Flash finally speaks.)
Flash: I don't get it. Are you trying to tell me something?

4.Cadence do you and Shining have any kinks. You may ignore me if you choose I wont be mad.

Shining Armour: Crystal ball gags, crystal whips, crystal chains...
Cadence: Crystal dominatrix outfits, crystal gimp masks, crystal hoofcuffs...

(Like I was going to pass up an opportunity to reuse this old gag.)

5.And finally Twilight do you have any guards since your royalty now. And if yes a captain?

Twilight: I do have a small detachment of guards, as does Geo, but they are led by a lieutenant.
Geo: (Looks around) Where is Dusk Wind, anyway?
Twilight: Probably 'enjoying the pleasures of the night,' if you know what I mean.


1. Spike, if you're mostly invulnerable, how come Twilight's treating you like a fragile foal?

Twilight: Because he's still a baby dragon.
Spike: A baby dragon who is perfectly capable of speaking for himself.
Twilight: Don't get cranky, Spike, it's not good for you.
(Spike groans.)

2.Twilight, what's your problem with quesadillas?

Twilight: They freak me out. Something about that combination of ingredients just seems... wrong.

3.Spike, have you heard of gunboots?

Spike: Uh... no?

4.Princess Celestia, how many languages can you speak?

Celestia: Zebrican, Saddle Arabian, Gryphonian, Minotaurian and - of course - Equestrian.

5.Pinkie Pie, have you tried to play the bagpipe?

(Pinkie recoils in disgust.)
Pinkie: Eww, no way! Geo told me what those things are made of!
Fluttershy: Those poor animals...

6.Shining Armor, how would you fare if you saw Cadence dressed as a ladybug?

(He grins.)
Shining Armour: I'd fare well... because I'd dress as an aphid and get her to eat me.
(He winks while Cadence facehoofs.)

7.Cadence, is the Crystal Empire its own city-state or is it a protectorate of Equestria?

Cadence: A bit of both, actually. The Empire is a self-governing nation in its own right, but Equestria will defend it should the need arise.

8.Princess Luna, is it possible to weaponize Twilight's dancing?

Luna: We would, but I'm fairly certain that the international community would declare the use of such a weapon to be a crime against equinity.
Twilight: Hey!

9.Rainbow Dash, is Miriam your middle name?


10.Fluttershy, if you can tell off a dragon, can you befriend a deathclaw?

Fluttershy: Um, I could certainly try... but their name makes them sound pretty scary.
John: 'Deathclaw' is literal, Flutters. Those things will tear you to shreds in a second sooner than look at you.
(Fluttershy wimpers and hides.)
Doctor Haywick: Nice one, John. (Under his breath) Jackass.

Scribe Scribbles

I have only one question and a statement.

1. Where do you live (city/country)?


2. Stay awsome!

You too! :twilightsmile:

harts fire

well I have a question have you ever given a idea to FIE it does not even have to have clop.

or even a single pony trapped on earth trying to survive.

Female in Equestria, eh? Well, I did write a (NSFW) story which features R63 Geo and Twilight. Does that count?


this question is for GeodesicDragon

Do you play D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) if not are you interested if you do play what edition do you play

I don't play D&D, nor do I have any interest in it. I don't have anything against anyone who does, but it's just not my cup of tea.

That's all for now.

Until the next time, stay awesome.

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Comments ( 3 )

Curiosity sated. Thanks dude.

not really what I was thinking. human female trapped in / on Equestria.
but I am sure you know that.
I hate spell checker.


Your original PM didn't say anything about the human being a trapper.

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