FOUR Contest Entries! Candy Is Made Of Unicorn Horns, How Many Licks?, To Prevent Horn Decay, Unicorn Horns Are Made of Heroin

FOUR new contest entries, all from the same author, all based on the same story.
Wow, now that I was not expecting!

Unicorn Horns Are Made of Heroin
By QuickFics

Pinkie and Twilight experience the effects of withdrawal after discovering the downside to horn-licking. It's not just tasty - it's also highly addictive!

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To Prevent Horn Decay
By QuickFics

Now that the ponies of Equestria have realized that unicorn horns are made of candy, they can finally get down to solving the real issue: what to do about horn rot. Is brushing the answer? Sweetie Belle hopes to find out.

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How Many Licks?
By QuickFics

After doing Twilight a favor, Pinkie is allowed to lick Twilight's horn "as much as she wants." Of course, being Pinkie, she takes this to the extreme.

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Candy Is Made Of Unicorn Horns
By QuickFics

Twilight is stumped. How could no pony have ever noticed the candy-like properties of unicorn horns before? She may be about to find out...

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Comments

[BronyWriter]

Still gonna get that Batsy story to you.

[ocalhoun]

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[Sollace]

Welp. Wat.

I'm sure saw that horn decay one on the first page. Had no idea it was related.

I'mma definately check out that heroin fic though.

--Sollace

[Admiral Biscuit]

Oh that gives me a terrible inspiration.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Looks like someone's gunning for the Story Spammer prize.

[ocalhoun]

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Good to hear that these blog posts are worth doing!

3820845
Dare I ask which one? Or are you inspired to outdo the sheer volume of entries?

3820846
It does! ^.^
The question is, though, will anyone get in a struggle to beat him at it?
That would be a thing to see: two authors putting out fic after fic in an attempt to have the most.

[Sollace]

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That would be a thing to see: two authors putting out fic after fic in an attempt to have the most.

A write-off, I hear?

I'll get my popcorn.

3820845
[popcorn intensifies]

--Sollace

[Admiral Biscuit]

3820857

Dare I ask which one? Or are you inspired to outdo the sheer volume of entries?

I could outdo the sheer volume, if I really wanted to. I could probably write a new ending to Princess Celestia is in Your Bed every day for a month. Or all new stuff; if I got started now and didn't do anything else, I could potentially hit twenty or thirty story submissions in the next week. But no, that's not what I was planning. I was thinking of another terrible, terrible continuation of Unicorn Horns.

I've got too much self-respect to post it under my name, though. . . .

Good thing I've got an alt account.

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I'm not gonna do it. I won One-Shot-Ober once, and then did it again the next year (but all collected as one 31-chapter story). Let someone young and dumb go for the sheer volume.

[Sollace]

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I would actually like to see your rendition of the candy horn fic.

I actually came up with an idea for this (totally unrelated):

Pinkie Pie gets Licked

In which, after Pinkie's previous licking antics, all the enraged Unicorns in town call a meeting and come to the conclusion that they've had just about enough of Pinkie's *bit. They all band together under the guise of the Unicorn Mafia to get Pinkie licked.

Or well, all except for Twilight, who has to warn the mare before somepony does something they might regret.

Warning: May contain actual licking.
Extra points if pinkie tastes like strawberry candyfloss

I don't think I'll ever get to write the whole thing, but it's there for anyone who want it.

--Sollace

[Admiral Biscuit]

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I would actually like to see your rendition of the candy horn fic.

You're gonna be disappointed.