So, some of you peepulz might remember epicdonus1123. I barely remember what was goin' on back in 2012, but I think this guy was kinda spammy. He is also the origin of that triple emoticon thing I like to do (). Anyway, he got banned for appending 'BOT' to his name and posting 'first' on stuff, as detailed in his final blog post:

Who wants to put (BOT) at the end of our usernames and get first post on every single story/blog that we could get first post on?

It's a conspiracy, and it'll be fun.

WARNING: MIGHT GUARANTEE A BAN FOR WHOMEVER TAGS ALONG

Of course, he was quickly banned for this. I dunno if anyone participated in that nonsense, though.

And look how that turned out. Good job, Donus. May you never cease to entertain me.

– Shanenator

Now, aboot 1 hour and 38 minutes ago (as of typing this; absolute datetime is 2016-03-20 18:10 GMT-8), I got this PM from BftD:
Subject:

I'm your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Content:

Just kidding, you're a fuckboy.

Aboot 50 minutes later, I got a comment on my user page linking me to a blog post (from BftD, of course) titled 'I want to be completely honest before I continue with this site.', in which BftD claims that he is epicdonus1123 and apologizes for his past immaturity. After a brief conversation in the comment section, the post was deleted, and BftD was banned. I dunno why, but I think that is pretty shitty. Thankfully, I am a careful person, and I saved the post (+comments). So, for all of my unloyal followers, here it is:

If you weren't on this website in late 2012, this doesn't really apply to you. But read if you want to.

My name is Brandon.

I am 17 years old, and I live in a relatively small town in Georgia, where I've been raised for most of my life. I've been meaning to get this off my chest for years now.

3 and half years ago, on the day after Independence Day, I became interested in the MLP fandom from a friend of mine who was a huge brony. He was telling me about how great this website was, and how loving of a community the MLP fandom was. So I decided to watch some of the show, and I became instantly addicted. I was in love with this show, and I wasn't ashamed of it. I decided to make an account on this website under a certain name, but I had a typo, and so I was now referred to as: epicdonus1123.

Yes, this spamming sack of shit is my immature ass from 3 years ago.

I'm ashamed with myself.

Ever since I was banned from the website on the 29th of December, 2012, I've matured and I've had more than enough time to reflect on my actions in those six months that I was on the website. In the beginning of my time on this FIMFiction, I was who I want to be today: mature. I actually made good friends who probably don't know that I'm back. If you are reading this loopertooper, just know that I was going to finish proofreading Chapter 6, but we all know what happened before I could.

It is now March 20th of 2016, and I highly doubt that any of my old friends and pals on this site are going to be reading this blog post, but just know that I am so sorry.

I'm sorry Garbo.

I'm sorry Regidar.

I'm sorry Cloudtop.

I'm sorry Looper.

I'm sorry iloveportalz0r.

I'm sorry every moderator that I've pissed off.

And lastly, I want to say sorry to knighty and Xaquseg.

If you weren't mentioned in this blog post, and you knew me back then, I'm also sorry to you. It's been a longass time since I've been on this website, and my memory of who were my friends and enemies were is a little foggy. If you're reading this and you're thinking, "Oh wow, what a little bitch epicdonus is for apologizing,", you can go fuck yourself. Honestly.

In a comment, he says:

I have to focus on my studies; I'm failing most of my classes, and I still don't know what I want to do with my life. I'm trying to get ahead of life, and to get ahead, I wanted to get the mistakes of my past off of my chest and out of my head.

(note that I will assume in good faith that BftD is not being a lying shitbag and just pretending to be epicdonus1123)

Anyway, I can't tell if he decided to retract that post himself, or if an adminly man decided it sucks. I am leaning toward the latter, considering the account is banned. I really do not feel like asking an adminly man, though. Just wanted to let all you humans (presumably) know aboot this.