I'm Sorry · 4:04am Mar 11th, 2016
“So riddle me this, builder changelings are smaller than you, right? So you can’t be a building changeling. Infiltrating ponies have a slim body build, and you’re kinda fat. Assassin changelings have noticeable muscle definition even through their chitin. You’re not small, slim, or strong, so what are you?”
Quick Wit’s aloof and jovial mood quickly died.
“... Who are you?” She asked quietly.
“Nopony special.” He replied, scratching his butt. “Hey, you seem to lack self preservation. Wanna help me find unexplained changelings in the castle and root them out?”
“Who are you?”
“Nopony special, so I was thinking of just making a few rounds, might show you around while I’m at it-”
Quick Wit transformed her hoof into a blade and pressed it up against the stallion’s throat.
“Who are you?” She snarled.
“Nopony of consequence,” he responded without missing a beat.
…
“You’re not a changeling,” she mused.
“That would be fun, but no.”
“You’re not a pegasus.”
“I don’t know how you knew that, but yeah.”
“You’re obviously not nopony special.”
“That is actually my name.”
…
“You’re name is Nopony Special.”
“Hi!” Nopony grinned.
I'm not sorry at all.
This I approve of! Also when is the nesxt chapter of Changeling Doll? Or do you have any idea when?
Yesssss...
But wait, does that mean he is actually of consequence?
Soooo, chapter?
That's dumb.
Definitely worth the minute it took to read.
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I kinda have this rule where when this one author updates his story, I have to update my story within the next 24 hours, so I'm working really hard to accomplish that.
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Sure.
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No regrets.
3802458 Oh, okay. Who is this mysterious Author?
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Wouldn't that author like to know.
3802473 A little but, yes.
Not quite sure what this is, but I like it, I think?
So is this story connected to Home is for the Weak?
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I decided that if I have a use for Nopony elsewhere, I'm not gonna hesitate to have randomly pop up.
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I was implying that even the author who writes the story doesn't even know that I update my story on his schedule if I'm lagging behind.
Is it bad that this made me think of Deadpool for some reason?
Don't be. We don't deserve it.
Celestia quit pretending to be a changeling!!!
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No.
Any chance of magically making Nopony an independent being from Celestia?
He's practically a homonculae of Celestia already, in spirit.
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If I were to make an equestria girls counterpart, Celestia couldn't really cross-dress, so I could BS that the cosmos made him his own entity as a way to counterbalance his non-existence.
In a sense, you could say he was magically made his own being independent of Celestia.
3802521 Oh, well good luck with that then mate.
Also have a great day mate.