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Coffeeeeeeeeeee · 1:29pm Mar 9th, 2016

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Comment posted by Jimbo Saggins deleted Mar 9th, 2016

:rainbowlaugh: I'm the opposite of that with coffee!:pinkiecrazy::rainbowlaugh:

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Exactly. Coffee obviously has the the same effect on Maud as it does on me.

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Yeah, I know I shouldn't really have posted nude drawings like that.

3799322 heh, you have a micropenis

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No, I just forgot to draw one of my legs. :raritywink:

That means your coffee isn't strong enough. Caffeine up man... that or you drink too much caffeine already. The cool thing about that, is that caffeine tolerance goes away in 48 hours or less if you stop cold turkey for that long, and drink only water. Then it's back to jitters and strife.

*stares blankly and speaks in a deep monotone voice* Perhaps you should switch to espresso. Or something stronger.
*sips cup of espresso and slams head into wall* I'm awake!

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Honestly, caffeine has never had much effect on me.

Also a typical mug of instant coffee contains more caffeine than an espresso.

3799791 Eh, tried to make a joke out of it. Try brewing it in a stronger batch and drinking it as is, the bitter taste should do the trick.

It's REALLY GOOD with Maeng Da Kratom mixed with it.

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