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  • 379 weeks
    Here's the Deal

    He'll slip n' slide on this banana peel.

    Anyway, remember when I said "We're Back in Business" I never said I was going to continue to literary part. I'll be open for requests at any time. I'll illustrate covers, OCs, erotic art, anything. However, my only rule is:
    They must be humanized. None of that furry shit.
    I have the right to refuse a request. Simple as that.

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  • 385 weeks
    Back In Business Boys...

    "The time comes when a man's gotta stop running away and face things..."
    "'Bout time, you silly deity, you..."

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  • 398 weeks
    Finally the Finale to the OCA Contest... Jesus Christ, This Took Forever.

    "Your streak was just broken..." Gob pulled the hammer back and the familiar clicking of a loaded gun sounded. With an almost sadistic smile, he watched as Vanessa squirmed and wiggled, or tried to, out from under Gob's hold.

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  • 400 weeks
    What I've Been Up To [Update]

    So as you all know I went on and sort of still am on a break from my job here at FimFiction and I'm assuming you're all wondering what I've been up to! Well, here's some examples of my work recently.

    I've officially begun my artist hobby on DeviantArt and I'm posting much more frequently. Here's some work of mine.

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  • 404 weeks
    "Me" Time

    For those who have noticed my absence, I will explain myself to you and will answer any questions about the OCA contest as of where it stands and what not.
    To start off, the contest is still going on. Part two will be posted eventually. However, I've been meaning to tell you guys this for a while since my audience plays a huge role in my career as a writer.

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Feb
29th
2016

OC Apprentice Fourth Challenge Announcement (Pt 2) · 3:45am Feb 29th, 2016

"Don't you ever touch me again you fluffy animal..." GOB grumbled as he watched Coalstone comprehend his predicament.

"Alright, alright, I got it!" Sentinel called out, gaining GOB's and the rest of the players attention.

"Well go on then, lad." GOB said with a smile. He noticed Coalstone struggling to tame his now fluffy fur as Nova fell onto his back and laughed at the stone cutter. This brought a smile to GOB's face.

"Okay, okay" Sentinel mumbled. He was having a tough time. He knew somebody would be mad at him nonetheless. He just had to bite his tongue and say it. "I choose Disneyland," He started as he made his way to the other players. "Reneigah, you got this Trump Hotel place in Las Vegas. Spark, you can have the megamall in New York, uh, Nova, you can have the... Highway... Sorry, bro." Sentinel handed the small dragon a picture of the highway he'd have to sell the console on. Yes, he was disappointed, but he was still laughing at Coalstone at the moment. Speaking of which,

"Coalstone... You uh... You can have the... Bus-" Coalstone angrily glared up at Sentinel, sending chills down the guard's spine. "I'll just put it right here... You have the bus stop..." Sentinel said as he slowly backed away from Coalstone as if he were a dangerous animal. Which he technically was.

"Okay, everyone got it? Perfect! I'll send you to your stations at your locations. Each of you has one hundred consoles, and you have to sell ALL of them. Your station will have your product waiting for you. Good luck to you all." GOB snapped his fingers and sent each player away except for Coalstone. GOB smiled and arose from his seat.

"You're a pony... A stone cutting pony. I'm immortal. I'm a god. I stepped on many skulls to get where I am today... I ended lives that were thought to live forever. I have friends in high places." GOB's eyes were a flaring blue as he grasped Coalstone's cheeks and held them hard. Coalstone's eyes hurt from staring at the LED lights that were GOB's eyes. He began to feel as though he were getting a headache from the god. "No vuelvas a tocarme de nuevo, animales granero sucio." Behind Coalstone formed a portal in which GOB forcefully shoved the stone cutter through, sending him to the bus station he was assigned. GOB sighed and smiled.

"I think he's learned his lesson..."

~***~

Deep down in the basement of BBQ Inc's headquarters sat a half-naked Vanessa or Veggie. Her head slowly rose as she slowly began to wake up. She noticed she was only in her bra and panties and was handcuffed to something hot. She seethed as she felt her back touch the hot metal of whatever it was that she was confined to. She tried to forcefully rip through the cuffs using her god-like strength, but it came to no avail. Obviously, these fuzzy cuffs were the work of Hephaestus himself. Veggie sighed and scanned the dimly lit room around her. Artifacts and many boxes surrounded her. Making her feel overwhelmed and anxious. She became more and more nervous. She had to get out of here! But how!? She couldn't break free, and she sure as hell wasn't skilled enough to simply slip out of the cuffs like you see in movies. She needed help...

"Howdy..." Said a cheerful sounding voice. Veggie's head picked up and quickly scanned the room to find the source of the voice. But she couldn't find anybody there. But she did find someTHING. A small potted plant sat across from her on her right. The plant was a gold colored flower with a smiling face. "I'm Flowey! Flowey the flower!" It introduced itself. A flower? A plant? Wonderful! Something Veggie could work with!

"Hello... I'm Veggie. Or I mean- Good evening! I am the goddess of agriculture and herbs, you are a flower and my servant! And as your god I demand you release me!" Veggie ordered.

"Sorry, Veggie, but no-can-do. I can't take you too seriously when you're wearing nothing but a lace bra and panties." Veggie blushed as she looked down at herself. "Besides, even if I could help you, you wouldn't escape. This basement is larger than it looks and is a maze in itself... But that doesn't mean I can't be your guide. Tell you what, I'll let you go, but you have to do something for me." Flowey bargained.

"What exactly?" Veggie asked.

"I'm guessing that GOB guy brought you down here, right?" The flower asked.

"Yes, that's correct."

"What if I told you I could help you get... Revenge..." The flower said in a sinister voice. Very different from his happy sounding voice. Veggie felt the evil within this plant. She knew it was nothing but bad news. But what choice did she have?

"Okay, I accept. Now please let me free!"

"Alright, just hold still and let the... Pellets do their work." Flowey said in the creepy, almost demonic tone.

OK guys, so here's how things will work! Once again it's a solo match and all of you have until Thursday to turn in your work. Friday may be used for a late day, but anything past that is a no-go. Good luck!

Comments ( 11 )

Sell one hundred consoles by Thursday, got it.:moustache:

3783293 Good thing Reneighah's nice to Thunderbolt, looks like I got a good location! This is going to be great!

Nova has to sell a hundred consoles on a highway, that isn't even fair!!!! Well you didn't say which so I'm going to go with any highway so I at least get a chance

3783336 Don't get mad at me, fella. It's Sentinel's fault you got the highway in the first place. I just made it an option.

3783343 I'm not mad, just annoyed that others get easier ones to work with

3783351 Well I can't tell you much but tough luck, pal. I didn't pick who gets what. That was Centurion's job.

You just love pushing my buttons don't you.

3783388 It's all in good fun, remember that.

3783400

I know that. Just playing along is all.

I just noticed, Sentinel seems like a bitch in this.:moustache:

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