Meanwhile, near Fresno: "The call came out that the unicorn was in custody." · 8:11pm Feb 27th, 2016
Pony Dressed as Unicorn Leads CHP On Wild Chase
LOCAL REPORTER: Unicorns are mythical creatures. People don't see them. Juliet lived up to the legend, leading the California Highway Patrol and area residents on a chase that lasted more than three hours.
UNICORN WRANGLER: She was kind of running amok in a couple orchards with some white blooms so she kind of blended in with the scenery as well. And she's not real tall. So she, uh, turned out to be stealthier than we would have imagined.
I've said all along....unicorns and magic arereal. Sometimes you just have to really look for them, sometimes they reveal themselves to you.
Of COURSE this happened in Fresno! According to Starswirl's Principal of Thaumodynamic Equilibrium, the most eldritch events seek out the most mundane locales--witness the juxtaposition of Ponyville and the Everfree.