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Feb
15th
2016

Because Aragon is my 'Boo · 7:56pm Feb 15th, 2016

You might want to read this first for context, it's one of Aragon's blogs.

[12:56:03 PM] Aragón: boom-yaddah, I finally fnished that blog
[12:56:05 PM] Aragón: 'sup dudes
[12:56:06 PM] Aragón: I'm back
[1:29:50 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: y0.
[1:32:38 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Well, there are broken images in the blog.
[1:32:41 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Good try, though.
[1:32:48 PM] Aragón: wait what
[1:32:50 PM] Aragón: where how when
[1:33:01 PM] Aragón: which ones?
[1:33:45 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: First two at least.
[1:34:03 PM] Aragón: huh
[1:34:09 PM] Aragón: Tay can see them
[1:34:11 PM] Aragón: try refreshing?
[1:34:26 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: It looks like a hotlinking error.
[1:34:33 PM] Aragón: fucking shit
[1:34:37 PM] Aragón: fucking shit
[1:34:44 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Try imgur.
[1:34:48 PM] Aragón: imgur doesn't work
[1:34:54 PM] Aragón: hence me jumping ship
[1:34:58 PM] Aragón: I'm using google photos lately
[1:35:13 PM] Aragón: like, imgur backlisted fimfic, see
[1:35:22 PM] Aragón: so all the pics that were hosted there? down the drain
[1:35:32 PM] Aragón: yeah tay still sees them
[1:35:33 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: [1:35 PM] Aragón:

<<< like, imgur backlisted fimfic, seewot
[1:35:35 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: y
[1:35:38 PM] Aragón: might be a problem on your end, Q
[1:35:44 PM] Aragón: 'cause we were violating their ToS
[1:35:49 PM] Aragón: there's a siteblog 'bout it
[1:35:51 PM] Aragón: wait a sec
[1:36:06 PM] Aragón: http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/595986/imgur-problems
[1:36:18 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: FFF
[1:36:23 PM] Aragón: I think I'll eventually move to gyazo, but I don't know how long do they host the pictures
[1:36:27 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Well, that's inconvenient.
[1:37:01 PM] Aragón: indeed it is
[1:37:14 PM] Aragón: I had to move a fuckton of pictures, because my stories and blogs are designed for 5 y/os
[1:38:01 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: But written for 12 year olds.
[1:38:16 PM] Aragón: yeah I like to keep a broad audience, y'see
[1:38:24 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: XD
[1:38:35 PM] Aragón: also, I say that I'll fuckinng nailclip my nipples away if I get another goddamn "bro" comment
[1:38:47 PM] Aragón: immediately two new comments, one in the blog and another in the story, that are exactly that
[1:38:50 PM] Aragón: I fucking hate the internet
[1:38:56 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Aragon.
[1:39:00 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: You have made a grave mistake.
[1:39:07 PM | Edited 1:39:20 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: You have TEMPTED me.
[1:39:37 PM] Aragón: Q
[1:39:38 PM] Aragón: no
[1:39:40 PM] Aragón: fuck no
[1:39:46 PM] Aragón: don't fucking do it or I swear to god
[1:40:01 PM] Aragón: I swear to god I'll find you and stab your liver with my dick
[1:40:09 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: The internet has a broad range of personalities.
[1:40:30 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Imgur is broken.
[1:41:33 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Would you like to see a brochure of image hosting services?
[1:42:03 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: They'll be guaranteed to work on every browser except Internet Explorer.
[1:42:05 PM] Aragón: ye
[1:42:10 PM] Aragón: 'cause like
[1:42:12 PM] Aragón: not gonna lie
[1:42:17 PM] Aragón: what I loved themost about imgur is that you could just
[1:42:22 PM] Aragón: copypaste the screenshot
[1:42:28 PM] Aragón: instead of saving it as a picture then uploading it
[1:42:31 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Imgur gave the broadaxe to FIMFiction.
[1:42:34 PM] Aragón: any other site that does that?
[1:42:40 PM] Aragón: yeah imgur told us to fuck off
[1:43:09 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: I see your strategy is to ignore my broadcasts.
[1:43:30 PM] Aragón: broadcasts?
[1:43:31 PM] Aragón: what?
[1:43:35 PM] Aragón: what are you talking about
[1:43:37 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: I feel like I should be awarded bronze for my efforts here, at least.
[1:43:56 PM] Aragón: I said I wanted to see the brochure of whatevers
[1:44:00 PM] Aragón: like sure imgur is shit, let's try new ones
[1:44:02 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Dude, I went to a scrabble dictionary to find words that naturally start with "bro".
[1:44:05 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Because you tempted me.
[1:44:09 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Read my messages again.
[1:44:10 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: :^D
[1:44:51 PM] Aragón: oh you fucking
[1:44:55 PM] Aragón: son of a
[1:44:55 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: huehuehue
[1:44:59 PM] Aragón: okay I missed that somehow
[1:45:02 PM] Aragón: I think my mind censored it
[1:45:22 PM] Aragón: like it just refused to acknowledge that thing
[1:45:24 PM] Aragón: god dammit Q
[1:45:27 PM] Aragón: I gotta stab your liver now
[1:45:33 PM] Aragón: hope y'all happy
[1:46:08 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Dudeheim, it's OK.
[1:46:17 PM] Aragón: see that doesn't count
[1:46:28 PM] Aragón: nobody said "dude" 'cept for a couple people who just quoted the fic
[1:46:30 PM] Aragón: I can live with that
[1:46:35 PM] Aragón: it's the "Bro" comments
[1:46:36 PM] Aragón: like just
[1:46:37 PM] Aragón: Bro
[1:46:37 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Duderiffic.
[1:46:47 PM] Aragón: or "Bro, BRO, BRO " or that shit
[1:46:56 PM] Aragón: dudefintely
[1:46:57 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: I can annoy you with my dudecabulary and you won't say a thing.
[1:47:09 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: You've giving my free license to dude.
[1:47:56 PM] Aragón: oh god stop
[1:48:00 PM] Aragón: please
[1:48:14 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Let's see how long you can broil in my dudejuices.
[1:49:00 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Don't be so brokenhearted about this, Dude McChude.
[1:49:17 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: I'm the broker of dude love!
[1:50:17 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: So stop your brooding, and just accept the dude love between two dudes!
[1:50:22 PM] Aragón: okay yes we've been at this for a while now
[1:50:27 PM] Aragón: also you forgot to add no homo there
[1:50:47 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: ALL OF THE HOMO.
[1:50:55 PM | Edited 1:51:02 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: I've got a broom for the broomrape.
[1:51:03 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: <3
[1:51:04 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: huehue
[1:51:06 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: I'll stop.
[1:51:12 PM] Aragón: what does broomrape even mean?
[1:51:25 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Stick a broom where a brostick would go.
[1:51:28 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: :^)
[1:51:41 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: Sorry.
[1:51:43 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: I broke my promise.
[1:52:01 PM] Aragón: dammit
[1:52:04 PM] Queuelroy Was Here: XD

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