Ponies and Politics: Who I Think They Would Vote For. Part 1

I like politics. I like ponies. I've got nothing else to do right now and nobody reads my blog posts anyway, so... Why not?
(I'm going to try and keep my personal views out of it)

Applejack would vote for Ted Cruz

I think it's obvious that Applejack and her family would vote Republican if they were in America. They fit the mold. Hard working farmers with a southern accent and southern personality. Not only would Applejack like Cruz, but Cruz likes her. According to an Equestria Daily report, Cruz thinks Applejack is best pony. He likes her and fits her values, she hypothetically votes for him.

Twilight Sparkle would vote for Hillary Clinton

If you look at the compass of all politics to the fullest extent, Democrats and Republicans aren't that different. In fact, they're both on the right side of the spectrum. This outdated photo gives examples. Now, Twilight is very authoritarian and very establishment, being a monarch and all. Twilight would likely vote authoritarian/establishment like herself, but more centrist. Bernie Sanders isn't authoritarian, but he is centrist. Any Republican is too far from the center. Hillary is more centrist on this scale and more authoritarian, thus, the hypothetical vote goes to Hillary.

Lastly for today, Pinkie Pie would vote for Vermin Supreme

Good ol' Vermin Supreme is a candidate that runs every election and sadly doesn't ever make it past the "lesser known candidates forum" (which he was banned from this time). Pinkie wouldn't care in the least about politics, and would vote for the fun candidate. If elected, President Supreme will help make sure the country is safe from a zombie apocalypse if it were to ever occur. One of the biggest issues he sees in the nation is the rise of the worst kind of terror, gingivitis. He would institute mandatory toothbrushing laws to keep every American's teeth shiny. When it comes to the energy sector, President Supreme will reform how we get our energy by harnessing the power of the giant hamster wheel, and when it comes to the economy, Vermin Supreme's plan includes giving every American a free pony. Wait a second.... Does that make this slavery?