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Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

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GTA: Ponytropolis Shorts #1 - The Quiz Game · 2:38am Jan 22nd, 2016

"The Quiz Game"

Rainbow Dash
and Surprise

Rainbow Dash and Applejack both stood at a podium, Surprise standing in the middle and holding a bunch of cards.
"Alright!" She announced. "The scores are... Rainbow Dash with 5! And Applejack with 4!"
"Ha!" Dash yelled triumphantly. "I'm winning!"
"Don't get yer hopes up," AJ said with a competitive glare. "Game's not over..."
"Next question!" Yelled Surprise, looking at the next card. It had the question in big letters on the top half with the answer in small font at the bottom. "What... was the name of the lab that tried to take over the--"
"New Horizons!" Yelled AJ, making Dash smack her podium in frustration.
"Correct!" Sang Surprise. "Point to Applejack. Next question... Finish this sequence... 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13... what?"
Both mares started thinking hard before Dash smacked the top of her podium with a smile. "21!"
"Yes!" Surprise cooed. "Very nice, Dashie."
"Thank you," the cyan mare replied, proudly crossing her arms.
AJ sighed as the white mare prepared the next card.
"Next question," Surprise began. "What color... did the Blades use?"
Applejack immediately smacked the top of her podium with a grin. "Yellow."
"Yeeeeeeeees!" The white mare sang.
"Ha, Dashie! Tied again!" AJ cheered.
"Yeah yeah..." Dash muttered.
"Okay, girls... The tie-breaking and game-winning question..." Surprise started as she looked at the next question card. "Spell this word... Resuscitation."
Both AJ and Dash looked at each other before sounding it out in their head.
Rainbow thought for a moment before muttering, "Re-suss... citation..." She then gasped and smacked her podium. "R, e, s, u, s, c, i, t, a, t, i, o, n!"
The white mare was about to speak before looking over the card. After a few seconds went by, AJ and Dash eyed each other once more.
"Uh... Surprise?" Asked AJ. "What's the verdict?"
"Yeah," Dash agreed. "Did I win or not?"
"I, uh... can't seem to find the answer..." Surprise said as she kept looking over the card.
"Uh... What?" The cyan mare asked, confused.
"The answer's not on the bottom like the others..."
AJ sighed and face-palmed.


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Comments ( 6 )

Oh my god Surprise.

Holy shit, Surprise... :facehoof:
The worst part is that I can see her doing that :rainbowlaugh:

Surprise is a white girl with blonde hair. Giver her a break :pinkiecrazy:

3704031 I have a blonde cousin and she wouldn't make that mistake. Surprise is a special BRAND of stupid.

I only realized Surprise was blonde AFTER I came up with this idea. :P
Though, yeah, Surprise sure is something of a special case

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